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[webdesigned]

un: spiderguy

( the username might not be familiar to most, since it isn't used often and usually only with those that already know about who spider-man is. these are unusual circumstances, though, and require a little flexibility. )

yo, spider-man here

( absolutely just ... puts that out there, like it's a perfectly normal name that no one should have questions about. )

usually this sort of thing isn't a team sport for me, but, hey. old spiders can apparently learn new tricks. or try? this is me, trying.

so i here i am on a midnight stroll at flona cove, i love me some romantic walks alone on the beach,
and to my astonishment just offshore there are what look like pirates (a few hats w feathers but what gave them away was the guy with the eye patch) making off like... well, pirates? i guess? with caches i know for a fact they didn't dig up
there's lots of these guys. 30 or more. and while i'm used to the solo thing, maybe this is more like a 2 person job.
3. maybe 3.

any takers? and more importantly, how fast can you get here

( he will take questions and concerns while he's at it. shoot. text only though, please... he's trying to go incognito. )

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[webdesigned]

you might be surprised on that one.

( the webbing from his father's hybrid spiders was still quite thin while still being strong enough to hold up him. and cars. )

not on purpose, generally. maybe you'll spot me swinging by sometime if you're in the right place at the right time.

[originallutece]

Which, right now, is by the cove. Unfortunately, I've no intention of heading there-- and given we span a continent, being at the right place in the right time seems an impossibility.

So. Surely there must be some kind of trade we can settle on.

[webdesigned]

right, exactly. the cove is the happening spider location right now

mmm... no? not really? but if you're that determined, I tend to find trouble. just keep your eyes out.

[originallutece]

You're encouraging me to criminality.

[webdesigned]

whoa, hey, no
just... witnessing some criminal activity, from the sidelines

[originallutece]

Ah. You want me to put myself in danger for the possibility of seeing you.

[webdesigned]

lets call it a healthy distance from criminal activity...

no, you're right, it is a bad plan.

[originallutece]

Really, having a prearranged meeting seems the most sensible course of action.

[webdesigned]

and all you want is to see my powers in action?

( because... that's pretty harmless, right? )

[originallutece]

And perhaps ask you a few questions, but yes, that's the gist of it.

[webdesigned]

i have some ground rules

1. no samples, no exceptions
2. no unmasking me like some kind of scooby doo villain
3. umm i think thats it

otherwise, i guess so? this is weird.

[originallutece]

It's not half as odd as you're making it.

[she's a fair bit disappointed about the no samples rule, but she thinks she can get around that sooner or later.]

Pick a day and time.

[webdesigned]

guess that depends on where you are. if its around wyver it'll take me longer.

[originallutece]

Luckily for both of us, I'm in Olympia at the moment.

[webdesigned]

( he can't decide if this is promising or not. if he chickens out, then he could have done it easier if she was across the continent. )

gimme a couple days. the weekend, maybe?

[originallutece]

Pick a location.

[webdesigned]

out of the city. edrathe ruins, can you get there?

[originallutece]

Easy. Saturday, nine o'clock?

[webdesigned]

if I can't, assume I died as I lived

fighting... pirates...?

[originallutece]

I'd like to take a moment to remind you that you really don't need to get involved.

[webdesigned]

ah, maybe, but Responsibility
long story

( trust him on this one, Ros, nobody wants to hear about his sense of Responsibility. )