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[webdesigned]

un: spiderguy

( the username might not be familiar to most, since it isn't used often and usually only with those that already know about who spider-man is. these are unusual circumstances, though, and require a little flexibility. )

yo, spider-man here

( absolutely just ... puts that out there, like it's a perfectly normal name that no one should have questions about. )

usually this sort of thing isn't a team sport for me, but, hey. old spiders can apparently learn new tricks. or try? this is me, trying.

so i here i am on a midnight stroll at flona cove, i love me some romantic walks alone on the beach,
and to my astonishment just offshore there are what look like pirates (a few hats w feathers but what gave them away was the guy with the eye patch) making off like... well, pirates? i guess? with caches i know for a fact they didn't dig up
there's lots of these guys. 30 or more. and while i'm used to the solo thing, maybe this is more like a 2 person job.
3. maybe 3.

any takers? and more importantly, how fast can you get here

( he will take questions and concerns while he's at it. shoot. text only though, please... he's trying to go incognito. )

Comments

text; un: ROCKET

[beatupgrass]

now THAT sounds like some real action

[webdesigned]

yeah, especially if we're talking 15 for each of us, but look, i think its doable

[beatupgrass]

Eh. Fifteen is nothin'.

Wait. Do they need to stay alive?

[webdesigned]

pr...eferably?

I'm gonna go yes. yes, they do.

[beatupgrass]

Okay, fine, then fifteen might be a little difficult, but I'll work it out.

[webdesigned]

consider it a fun challenge.

and hey, I'll be there. not to be all cheesy, but I'll help you out if I can.

[beatupgrass]

It should be fine unless I forget to put my rifle on stun or something.

[is he joking...]

[webdesigned]

you sound like a smart guy, I am willing to bet you can manage to avoid that

[beatupgrass]

I dunno man. Sometimes all these switches look the same when you're in a one-sided firefight.

[webdesigned]

look. i get it. is this the safety or the remote detonator? is this the automatic stun or the death ray? who can say, theyre not labeled, it all gets crazy, pirates everywhere shouting about swashbuckling, this is why i dont use guns

its a lot but i trust you man. i believe in you.

[beatupgrass]

I feel so incredibly inspired right now.

[so laconic.

but fine. he'll use his stupid stun setting. but only because the kid is sassy about his self-righteousness and that's cool.]

[webdesigned]

right back at you, i can see why people get invested in this teamwork stuff

( he's looking forward to this combo, believe it or not. he's not used to having backup. )

[beatupgrass]

Yeah, it's great. Hell, maybe I'll even get my whole team in on this.

[Sarcasm doesn't come through as well via text, but at least he's only half-sarcastic.]

[webdesigned]

by all means, bring the #squad, totally fine with that

it'd cut down our pirate per person ratio. our ppp ratio??? wow so many ps in one place

( peter parker, you're one to talk about excessive ps. )

[beatupgrass]

[what is this kid's life even.]

Maybe focus more on your pirate beating and less on the wordplay, kid.

[webdesigned]

I never make promises I can't keep

I have as long as it takes you to get here to think up further and likely worse pirate puns & alliteration

[beatupgrass]

I'll make it quick.

[webdesigned]

good idea, for both of our sakes

( he makes puns, but he doesn't have to be proud of them. )