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[webdesigned]

un: spiderguy

( the username might not be familiar to most, since it isn't used often and usually only with those that already know about who spider-man is. these are unusual circumstances, though, and require a little flexibility. )

yo, spider-man here

( absolutely just ... puts that out there, like it's a perfectly normal name that no one should have questions about. )

usually this sort of thing isn't a team sport for me, but, hey. old spiders can apparently learn new tricks. or try? this is me, trying.

so i here i am on a midnight stroll at flona cove, i love me some romantic walks alone on the beach,
and to my astonishment just offshore there are what look like pirates (a few hats w feathers but what gave them away was the guy with the eye patch) making off like... well, pirates? i guess? with caches i know for a fact they didn't dig up
there's lots of these guys. 30 or more. and while i'm used to the solo thing, maybe this is more like a 2 person job.
3. maybe 3.

any takers? and more importantly, how fast can you get here

( he will take questions and concerns while he's at it. shoot. text only though, please... he's trying to go incognito. )

Comments

[webdesigned]

by all means, bring the #squad, totally fine with that

it'd cut down our pirate per person ratio. our ppp ratio??? wow so many ps in one place

( peter parker, you're one to talk about excessive ps. )

[beatupgrass]

[what is this kid's life even.]

Maybe focus more on your pirate beating and less on the wordplay, kid.

[webdesigned]

I never make promises I can't keep

I have as long as it takes you to get here to think up further and likely worse pirate puns & alliteration

[beatupgrass]

I'll make it quick.

[webdesigned]

good idea, for both of our sakes

( he makes puns, but he doesn't have to be proud of them. )