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elnysa2018-01-08 05:21 am
webdesigned) wrote in elnysa2018-01-08 05:21 am
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un: spiderguy
( the username might not be familiar to most, since it isn't used often and usually only with those that already know about who spider-man is. these are unusual circumstances, though, and require a little flexibility. )
yo, spider-man here
( absolutely just ... puts that out there, like it's a perfectly normal name that no one should have questions about. )
usually this sort of thing isn't a team sport for me, but, hey. old spiders can apparently learn new tricks. or try? this is me, trying.
so i here i am on a midnight stroll at flona cove, i love me some romantic walks alone on the beach,
and to my astonishment just offshore there are what look like pirates (a few hats w feathers but what gave them away was the guy with the eye patch) making off like... well, pirates? i guess? with caches i know for a fact they didn't dig up
there's lots of these guys. 30 or more. and while i'm used to the solo thing, maybe this is more like a 2 person job.
3. maybe 3.
any takers? and more importantly, how fast can you get here
( he will take questions and concerns while he's at it. shoot. text only though, please... he's trying to go incognito. )
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everyone can use a beach day now and then, right?
I'll keep you updated. spiders honor, and it is easy to assume spiders don't have any, but I assure you this spider does.
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All right. And I'll let you know when I arrive.
[ Not like he's going to be hard to miss. A knight in futuristic armor on a huge white charger. ]
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sounds good. i am pretty easy to spot, i wear a lot of red and blue.
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( he is thE WORST PERSON in tHE WORLd. )