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[webdesigned]

un: spiderguy

( the username might not be familiar to most, since it isn't used often and usually only with those that already know about who spider-man is. these are unusual circumstances, though, and require a little flexibility. )

yo, spider-man here

( absolutely just ... puts that out there, like it's a perfectly normal name that no one should have questions about. )

usually this sort of thing isn't a team sport for me, but, hey. old spiders can apparently learn new tricks. or try? this is me, trying.

so i here i am on a midnight stroll at flona cove, i love me some romantic walks alone on the beach,
and to my astonishment just offshore there are what look like pirates (a few hats w feathers but what gave them away was the guy with the eye patch) making off like... well, pirates? i guess? with caches i know for a fact they didn't dig up
there's lots of these guys. 30 or more. and while i'm used to the solo thing, maybe this is more like a 2 person job.
3. maybe 3.

any takers? and more importantly, how fast can you get here

( he will take questions and concerns while he's at it. shoot. text only though, please... he's trying to go incognito. )

Comments

[vorrutyer]

I don't, actually.

[ He actually doesn't. He's a 31st-century space Russian. ]

[webdesigned]

opinions are like noses, everyone has them.

( that's not quite the saying, but, PG-13. )

unless you don't have one. in that case, I apologize for my insensitivity. totally unintentional, I assure you.

[vorrutyer]

No, no, now I'm entering your user id into my contact list as "Insensitive Man Who Mocks My Leprosy." Well done, IMWMML.

So...Question, then. Why don't you leave the brigands' noses in their business, rather than trying to yank them out? It's not your things that were stolen, no?

[webdesigned]

fair enough. IMWMML is not even the weirdest thing I've ever been called, so I'll take it.

I've tried ignoring stuff like this before. ignoring it doesn't make it better, it usually makes it worse. so if I can do something, then I feel like I need to try.

[vorrutyer]

"Like this" meaning "pirates"?

[webdesigned]

"like this" meaning... something that is happening that shouldn't happen. which is pretty vague, I know.

[vorrutyer]

Ah, but criminals need to make a living as well. It's a hard world out there.

[webdesigned]

so they can make their living off the hard work of others? how does that make sense?

[vorrutyer]

How does that make them different from anyone else?

[webdesigned]

this sounds like a great philosophy discussion. and let me tell you, so game to have it. let's kick back, maybe dig into a bit of communist ideaology, sounds like a blast

after the pirate thing though, so, save me a seat or s/t