Text-- UN: NoneOfUrBusiness

[smithandwesson]

As I am sure many of you are aware at this point there seem to be quite a few cultural differences here that many of us are slowly trying to accustom ourselves to upon arriving on El Nysa.
One of the more obvious ones is this planets interests in celebrating ones own... lascivious tendencies.
Surely I can't be the only one to be moderately agitated by the constant barrage of aphrodisiac laced trickery, both man-made and natural on this planet.

I suppose what I'm trying to bring to discussion is, everyone's personal responses to what's forced upon us. Especially those of us who live in Wyver who have no way to avoid it every time the end of the month roles around. You know, since it seems to be a time based situation over Olympia's more location based magic.

[Surely he can't be the only person perturbed by all these darn aphroevents.]

Comments

text, un: French Revolution

[idealisme]

I've not noticed. [though that's hardly a surprise, he notices nothing that isn't revolution. he probably wouldn't notice if he'd been personally effected]

Surely the man-made aphrodisiac cannot be administered without proper warning? By whom is it made?

[smithandwesson]

Some are fairly safe and obvious with their use. Such as the red light districts effect over in Olympia.

[Because OF COURSE they would do that in a place where the entire point is to give into all sorts of horrible things.]

But there are also more devious ones afoot as well. Have you taken part in the winter gala not too long ago?

Text | un: mephychan

[meinwaifu]

Goodness, if the light of the moon is making you horny every month, I'd say that sounds more like a personal problem!

[Says the demon, who doesn't need magic moonlight or special drinks to indulge once in a while.]

But are you so certain you wish to broadcast your monthly lack of inhibitions to the masses like this?

[smithandwesson]

[Good job Mephisto. In two sentences you've already managed to make Sanzo not like you.]

I am bringing the topic to light because I am absolutely certain I am not the only person such things are affecting and I would much rather people be aware of the circumstances they are being thrown into.

[Also it's pissing him off and he wants to find someone who's mutually aggravated enough about it all that he can complain to.]

text | un: BishopRunout

[poolhall_killer]

I didn't know you chose to stay in Wyver, considering all that happened.

[smithandwesson]

I have no choice. Not with what happened a few months ago.

text UN: M.Edgeworth

[milesedgelord]

I was certainly not aware of it. I question the legality of such an issue as that. It is certainly a bold claim to be made.

What did you mean by "every time the end of the month rolls around in Wyver"? Are you stating that there is an increase of these aphrodisiacs around that time? Why would time matter? Would you be so kind to elaborate?

[If that was true, there were certain threads of logic that fell right into place.]

Do you have the evidence to back your claim?

[Furthur investigation was certainly warranted.]

[smithandwesson]

My evidence is that I've been living here for four fucking months now and it seems to happen around the same time every time. I also have written texts to go by over at the temples discussing the matter but I think personal experience is a more valid reference.

You saying you don't believe me?

Voice;

[maipokerface]

I just stay inside and away from others.

[smithandwesson]

What a way to live out our fucking lives. To just lock ourselves away until everything blows over. Makes sense but it's bullshit that it's even happening to begin with.

[Yeah, he's salty.]

text | un: yusei

[planetary_bonds]

are you still mad about the gala

[smithandwesson]

Of course I'm still mad about the fucking gala.

text. un: a2

[atwo]

they say that sex can relieve stress.
it sounds like you need sex.
you should go engage with another person.

(1/???)

[smithandwesson]

[--Wait what did you just say???]

(2/???)

[smithandwesson]

[Did you really just imply he should--???]

(3/???)

[smithandwesson]

[How absolutely uncalled for! Why he ought to--]

(4/4)

[smithandwesson]

..... No.

[No. No point in reacting. He didn't want to give her the satisfaction.]

text; un: armstrong

[wallofbriggs]

So are you still a virgin or just a prude?

[Not that she can say much about being a prude but her's is more "dear god what's with the lack of clothing?".]

[smithandwesson]

No answer.

[Both.]

text | un: colt.saa

[shashka]

[ it's their mutual ribbing of one another that makes him reply. ]

What, you don't have the willpower to resist? No one's forcing you do do anything.

[ sex is like an itch. you can choose to scratch it, or ignore it until it goes away. nothing to worry about, Sanzo. ]

[smithandwesson]

I am able to resist it just fine. But it is annoying.

[And he would much rather not have to deal with it at all than be stuck ignoring a persistent rash.]

text; un: wellsuited

[ofobedience]

That's what you get for choosing Wyver over Olympia.

[smithandwesson]

And yet I would still rather deal with this than choose to become brainwashed government property.

[You're not convincing him to come back that easily Giovanni.]

text; un: Rivaini

[seagoing]

What's wrong with having a little fun? You call it trickery, I call it an exciting way to get to know one another.

Unless...don't tell me you're nervous? Too shy to make a move?

[smithandwesson]

Not interested in making a move. Period.

[Getting to know people is for losers.]