Text-- UN: NoneOfUrBusiness

[smithandwesson]

As I am sure many of you are aware at this point there seem to be quite a few cultural differences here that many of us are slowly trying to accustom ourselves to upon arriving on El Nysa.
One of the more obvious ones is this planets interests in celebrating ones own... lascivious tendencies.
Surely I can't be the only one to be moderately agitated by the constant barrage of aphrodisiac laced trickery, both man-made and natural on this planet.

I suppose what I'm trying to bring to discussion is, everyone's personal responses to what's forced upon us. Especially those of us who live in Wyver who have no way to avoid it every time the end of the month roles around. You know, since it seems to be a time based situation over Olympia's more location based magic.

[Surely he can't be the only person perturbed by all these darn aphroevents.]

Comments

[smithandwesson]

And yet I would still rather deal with this than choose to become brainwashed government property.

[You're not convincing him to come back that easily Giovanni.]

[ofobedience]

Then you ought to stop complaining about it and get used to giving in to your baser instincts each month. You made your bed, and all that.

[smithandwesson]

Fuck no.

Just because I chose the lesser of the two evils doesn't mean it still isn't goddamn evil. I'm collaborating to form a solution to the problem.

[ofobedience]

Now you decide to start sounding like a priest. The evil of the pleasures of the flesh-- it's terribly cliche, you realise.

[Not that he's one to care for such things either, but you don't know that.]

[smithandwesson]

Most priests who spout such things are usually preaching bullshit to make themselves feel holier than thou. It's simply a personal preference.

[Sex is gross. People are gross.]

[ofobedience]

It sounded deceptively like the former.

[Though look, he kind of understands. Though it's not as though Giovanni is incapable of feeling sexual interest, just that it's never had anything to do with his existence until now. The daily business of staying alive and following orders and planning his final reckoning with Heine eclipsed everything else.]

[smithandwesson]

[So relatable Giovanni.

So relatable.

Well that mixed with the fact that he's the most sexually repressed individual in history. Thank you [REDACTED].]

I could give less of a shit for what other people do on their spare time. They can fuck like beasts if they really care to. I just don't care for it and the fact that we're in a land which makes that harder to avoid is a problem.