Text-- UN: NoneOfUrBusiness

[smithandwesson]

As I am sure many of you are aware at this point there seem to be quite a few cultural differences here that many of us are slowly trying to accustom ourselves to upon arriving on El Nysa.
One of the more obvious ones is this planets interests in celebrating ones own... lascivious tendencies.
Surely I can't be the only one to be moderately agitated by the constant barrage of aphrodisiac laced trickery, both man-made and natural on this planet.

I suppose what I'm trying to bring to discussion is, everyone's personal responses to what's forced upon us. Especially those of us who live in Wyver who have no way to avoid it every time the end of the month roles around. You know, since it seems to be a time based situation over Olympia's more location based magic.

[Surely he can't be the only person perturbed by all these darn aphroevents.]

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[smithandwesson]

Hey. Every little bit helps right? Will certainly keep me from working my ass off as much.

[Give him your lunch money A2]

[atwo]

I will attempt to do my best in that case.

[ at least it will be put to good use??? ]

[smithandwesson]

Thank you.

[As good of a use an anti-boner serum would be I guess???]

It will be a decent start at least. I will make sure to commemorate your generous donation during the products launch ceremony.

[atwo]

There's no need to do that. I just have nothing else to do these days so gives me something.

[ she just wants to feel a little helpful and a little less hopeless. ]

[smithandwesson]

Really? You're so bored that you're willing to just toss your money at any old thing?

[Well, he can't exactly complain but--]

Have you considered a hobby?

[atwo]

Not any old thing. Something useful at least.

[ what's a hobby?? ]

I thought about them, but nothing has really stuck to me.

[smithandwesson]

[Oh boy.]

Huh.
Pity.

Sounds to me like you're a very bored person.

[atwo]

I guess I'm not used to having so much freedom.

When you're on the run, you're used to hiding and fighting.

[smithandwesson]

[... Wow.

That was the most stupidly relatable thing he's heard in a while.]

Hiding and fighting perhaps. But it also means you're free to go wherever the fuck you want.

Traveling counts as a hobby I would think.

Same goes for fighting if you enjoy it enough.

[Yeah, despite this opportunity to bond he's still going to mess with you.]

[atwo]

Perhaps I could travel here.

There's still a lot of unknown places to us, so that might be fun.

[ and it would feel like freedom. ]

[smithandwesson]

There are. One of the interesting things about technically being an alien I guess. This entire world is so new in more ways than we can even comprehend. Now it's up to us to explore it and figure it out in hopes that we can make this place ours.

[Wow. Visibly typing something like that felt unsettling even for him. Yeah his world was a chaotic mess, but this truly solidified the fact that it was gone, didn't it?]

[atwo]

As long as we don't just take over it. Not that I honestly care what people do, but something like that feels as if it would cause some sort of trouble.

[smithandwesson]

Now that would be quite the twist wouldn't it?
All those sci-fi horror stories out there of aliens taking over worlds and in the end it turns out we were the evil-aliens all along.

But nah, I'm way too lazy for that. I'd rather just figure out what I can in order to make a nice quiet living here.

[In the end, it's all he ever wanted.]

[atwo]

Aliens...
Well, they did want to do something like that where I’m from.

I hope that all the others are lazy like you in that aspect. It would be a shame to see a pretty world like this fall to ruin.

[smithandwesson]

Really now? Damn that's a shame.

I suppose, with me, it helps that this land is already fairly similar to how my own world was. It was easy for me to adjust and grow comfortable. So I cannot imagine wishing to change it or ruin the natural course things are already running.

Really the only thing keeping me from living a normal life and breaking away from the orbiters completely was that they promised to get my scriptures back if I had helped them.

Otherwise, I would have attempted the life of a regular civilian some time ago.

[atwo]

Correct.

What sort of scriptures? I assume you haven't gotten them back yet, so there's no reason you can't make an attempt to do that until you get them.

[smithandwesson]

Important writings from my home world. Two of them belonged to my master and after so many years trying to retrieve them I am not giving up just because they're now in the hands of someone else.

Until then whatever they request of me I'll accomplish, at least until they recover them.

[A quiet relaxing life will just have to wait until then.]

[atwo]

I wish you luck in getting them back in that case. It's a shame to lose something important like that, but at least there's still a chance you will possess them again.

[smithandwesson]

That's the plan. Work my ass off, get the scriptures, and then fuck off to some place where I can live my life in peace.

How about you? Anything driving you in this new world?

[atwo]

A decent plan and no, I've got close to nothing besides making sure friends are fine. I'm a rather 'dull' type of being, I suppose.

[smithandwesson]

['Fri-ends?' What are these 'fri-ends' you speak of?]

Yeah. It's appreciative that the 'gods' up there have saved and are caring for so many people, I suppose.

Don't appreciate their holding that over those of us who are awake though.

[Live your life. Do what you want. Fuck what the Orbiters say. Blah blah blah...]

[atwo]

Stop giving a fuck and then they can’t hold anything against you. Until then, you’re just a pawn in their little game.

[ Thank god they can’t hold anything over her head.

At the moment. ]

[smithandwesson]

You know, if it were any other thing I probably wouldn't give a rats ass.
But I just can't simply give up on something I've dedicated nearly fifteen goddamn years too.

[Then he'd just feel like a dipshit who literally wasted his entire life. How messed up would that be?]

[atwo]

Then I do wish you all the luck you need in getting it back. After that, you're basically free.

[smithandwesson]

Free huh?

[Why did he doubt that?]

Man, that would be nice. A life sitting on my ass with a good newspaper and an even better smoke. Maybe live like a normal fucking person for once in my life.