text » un: killjoy

[motivation]

the hells is this and why was it on my doorstep? [ IMAGE ATTACHED ]

if anyone's up for a spar, i could use the exercise

[ never mind that she earns her keep around here by regularly competing in one of the fight clubs... alvis is gone again which means dutch needs the distraction ]

Comments

[inaurare]

It appears to be a pup of some sort?

And that congratulations may be in order.

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no

[ that's it, that's the response ]

voice;

[beatupgrass]

[sorry he has to use voice, so she can hear him HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER.]

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I hate you.

[braidedwonder]

Not sure but it looks real cute.

Might be murdery though.. a lot of the animals here are.

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hasn't attacked me yet
so far it's just staring

[ and dutch is staring back ]

text; un: TeaOnRice

[gekkajuu]

That's adorable!

It's just a baby, isn't it? Is it taking to milk all right?

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[ milk. now there's an idea. ]

i haven't tried feeding it

un: flashgoddess

[catfident]

Could be a snack, if you're hungry and don't mind cooking.

[ in the distance, the wyver version of PETA screams in horror. ]

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[ a response dutch can relate to. except — ]

not much meat on its bones
there's better dinner to be had in the jungle

text; un: eproghuefgdzptrrw

[vorrutyer]

Good heavens. Someone seems to have left you a foundling.

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do you want a pet?

text | un: achangel

[centurian]

new friend of yours?

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absolutely not

voice; un: ironborn

[reek]

A freak of a rat.

[ CLEARLY, RIGHT? ]

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Rats aren't that big.

[ clearly wrong. which doesn't solve the mystery of "what the hells" and "why the hells" ]

un: bbw

[puffing]

Looks like a baby sugar glider.
Definitely some kind of relative to the raccoon.
Yours, I'm assuming?

Also, I feel like I've been cheated on.

[ what was sparring the Big Bad Wolf not enough to scratch your itch, Dutch??? you addict ]

[motivation]

baby sugar glider
that's awfully specific
guess i'll believe it

and it's not mine, it's just in front of my door
there's a difference

[ not hers. not hers. ]

aw, don't be jealous
unless jealousy makes you extra growly and willing to go another round

[ look. alvis is gone. sparring is healthier than hitting the streets looking for a fight, the way she had when johnny and alvis had disappeared at the same time, before alvis had woken up again.

though she's still going to drink too much again. ]

voice | un: sparkler

[flashystyle]

Now now, a proud mother shouldn't talk about her children that way.

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[ hmph. ]

If I catch you laughing, I'll punch you so hard you'll still feel it in a year.

text; un: sexXxy18

[exaomori]

it wasn't in an egg was it? kid i know ended up with an egg and a three headed dog hatched out of it

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no. came in a basket

un: swan

[sheriffing]

Looks like someone decided you could use a friend.

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they could've just asked me
or bought me a drink

text > UN: NOTVAX

[moneytwin]

How adorable!

It was just on your doorstep?

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[ "adorable". not the word dutch would use. ]

in a basket

un: rlutece

[originallutece]

I'm hardly skilled at sparring, but I'd appreciate a lesson or two, if you're up to offering them.

(In addition: it looks to be a part of the rodent family. Try feeding it fruits and nuts).

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i guess i could teach you the basics [ you're lucky she likes you. mentoring people isn't really her usual gig. it isn't even johnny's, most of the time. ]

it seems to like fruit all right

un: CherylBombshell

[sweetwater]

Ew.

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eloquent

un: kale

[kaleorbekaled]

I'm available for sparring.

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and are you any good?

un: orpheus

[foolsvessel]

i'll take it if you don't want it! it's super cute to look at.
a little odd, but still an adorable baby.

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too late

[ she may or may not have offered it to someone else already. she may or may not end up co-parenting this odd creature. what the hells. ]

[circulets]

From what it sounds like, it's not a surprise you were wanted to receive.

[ If it's a dog, he can't blame her. ]

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got that right

[ it's not a dog. she still doesn't want it. ]

audio.

[tailorable]

[ pulling a rocket and going to audio so she can hear him laugh. ]

The Natha knew about your maternal instincts.

[ :) ]

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[ et tu, eggsy? ]

Ha fucking ha.

un: Rivaini

[seagoing]

It's...cute? That's what you say to that right? Those eyes...

Also just say when and where and I'll come over. I owe you anyway for missing out on seeing you while I was in Olympia.

Hand to hand or weapons?

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i think ugly is the better word

hand to hand, my place, tomorrow

un | aceofhearts

[exorion]

looks like some kinda rat

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that's helpful