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[motivation]

the hells is this and why was it on my doorstep? [ IMAGE ATTACHED ]

if anyone's up for a spar, i could use the exercise

[ never mind that she earns her keep around here by regularly competing in one of the fight clubs... alvis is gone again which means dutch needs the distraction ]

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[beatupgrass]

[nope still laughing] What the hell? It's so hideous.

[motivation]

[ ugh. dutch fires back immediately: ]

You're hideous.

[beatupgrass]

At least I have hair!

[He's not gonna be offended when it's in comparison to that big eyed monstrosity.]

[motivation]

So does it. Just shorter.

[ whatever it is. why do you not have any insight here, rocket? (fun fact: apparently kinkajous are actually related to racoons.) ]

[beatupgrass]

[be nice to your cousin, Rocket.]

Are you actually gonna keep it?

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Why, do you want it?

[beatupgrass]

No, but I wanna know if I get to keep makin' fun of this situation for awhile longer.

[motivation]

Why do I put up with you again?

[beatupgrass]

'Cause you're as much of an asshole as I am, and if it were me, you'd be doin' the same shit I am.

[motivation]

You bet your ass I would.

[ so, fair point ]

[beatupgrass]

Fortunately for my dignity, any mysterious creatures that show up for me to take care of will immediately be dropped on Quill's head.

[motivation]

Quill?

[ she knows that guy. ]

[beatupgrass]

Yeah? He's part of my team.

[a beat]

Did he hit on you and was really lame about it?

[motivation]

Not quite.

[ more like dutch slept with him and when he came out of stasis he didn't even remember her. not that she's never forgotten anyone she's ever slept with... ]

But close enough.

[beatupgrass]

He's slept with an A'askavariian. Just so you know where he's been.

[Ruins Peter's sex life like the massive cockblock he is.]

[motivation]

What the hells is an A'askavariian?

[beatupgrass]

A species with tentacles and razors for teeth. [smug]

[motivation]

Sounds charming.