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[motivation]

the hells is this and why was it on my doorstep? [ IMAGE ATTACHED ]

if anyone's up for a spar, i could use the exercise

[ never mind that she earns her keep around here by regularly competing in one of the fight clubs... alvis is gone again which means dutch needs the distraction ]

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un: bbw

[puffing]

Looks like a baby sugar glider.
Definitely some kind of relative to the raccoon.
Yours, I'm assuming?

Also, I feel like I've been cheated on.

[ what was sparring the Big Bad Wolf not enough to scratch your itch, Dutch??? you addict ]

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baby sugar glider
that's awfully specific
guess i'll believe it

and it's not mine, it's just in front of my door
there's a difference

[ not hers. not hers. ]

aw, don't be jealous
unless jealousy makes you extra growly and willing to go another round

[ look. alvis is gone. sparring is healthier than hitting the streets looking for a fight, the way she had when johnny and alvis had disappeared at the same time, before alvis had woken up again.

though she's still going to drink too much again. ]

[puffing]

Just an educated guess.
Probably still wrong, so don't go looking up specific diets for them when you feed it.

[ because it's definitely hers now and she's going to end up feeding it. ]

There's less healthy habits you can pick up, you know.
Like smoking.
I'd say drinking, but you already have that covered.

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[ she's already given it food. ]

seems to like fruit all right

[ he's right: it's definitely hers now. she did not ask for this. ]

i don't like the smell that comes with smoking and i like my lungs the way they are
fighting and drinking it is
and sex, obviously

[puffing]

Glad to see you're feeding things that aren't yours.
Does that I mean I can expect dinner at some point?

[ he's playing cute. it's a rare occurrence, but whatever. he'll deny it if ever accused. ]

Then I guess I should say sorry in advance.
Nicotine is a hard scent to get out of a smoker's clothes.
Also, haven't heard a good argument on how sex is actively unhealthy.

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only if you'll buy the drinks

[ very cute. it's a good thing she likes him. ]

depends on who you have it with [ it's just a quip, but for a moment, dutch thinks back to d'avin and the first time they'd had sex. the moment yaeger had flipped the switch in d'avin's brain and he'd attacked her. how he'd nearly killed her. how she'd nearly killed him. how he'd stabbed johnny.

sometimes, sex can be dangerous business indeed. ]

but i was just listing my vices

[puffing]

I can afford a few.

[ some people would say playing cute is endearing!!! ]

Again, unless you're predisposed to some type of heart condition, I'm having a hard time following.

[ her situation seems to be very specific, so of course, he isn't about to imagine that anytime soon. ]

Personal experience has shown me you don't really give a shit about how fast your heartrate gets.

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in that case, you're on
hope you like meat

[ it's endearing when she does it, sure 😇 ]

just take my word for it, growly
but yeah, you know i don't
though i like some ways of getting it up better than others

[ getting her heart rate up, obviously ]

[puffing]

I'm a fan of it.
Not any less of one than you are, anyway.

[ again with growly. why are so many people here inclined to give nicknames he never asked for. Bigby was made because of how easy it was to remember, you know!! ]

Mm, word choice.
I feel filthy even trying to have a normal conversation with you.
Aren't we supposed to be talking about the sugar glider that is absolutely not yours?

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good to know

[ he's stuck with the nickname now. this is what dutch to people she's fond of. and to people she wants to piss off, but growly's the former category. but making him growl is entertaining, so it's a little of the latter, too. ]

is that really a complaint
and i like talking about this better than i like talking about that weird creature thing

[puffing]

Yes, I'm complaining.
You shared your new roommate with all of your fellow refugees, so you obviously wanted to talk about it at least a little.
Planning on nicknaming that too?
I think growly might work.

[motivation]

it hasn't growled yet
you have
so you get to keep the name