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[motivation]

the hells is this and why was it on my doorstep? [ IMAGE ATTACHED ]

if anyone's up for a spar, i could use the exercise

[ never mind that she earns her keep around here by regularly competing in one of the fight clubs... alvis is gone again which means dutch needs the distraction ]

Comments

[vorrutyer]

Ah, you misspelled the word "pest." You might want to edit what you wrote.

[motivation]

[ there goes that great plan. why won't you take it off her hands byerly? that's rude. ]

you're being so helpful

[vorrutyer]

I'm a helper. What's usually done with foundlings? You should put it to work in
a factory, right?

[motivation]

somehow i don't think it's smart enough even for factory work

[vorrutyer]

Hmm...You're right. It does look quite idiotic. So clearly we need to give it a tiny uniform and a little sword and put it to work as an Imperial Guard.

[motivation]

how are your sewing skills

[vorrutyer]

Not dreadful.

[motivation]

then do your worst

[vorrutyer]

Shall I make you a matching uniform?

[motivation]

depends. is it gonna make my eyes look pretty?

[vorrutyer]

I can't imagine the outfit that would make your eyes less than stunning.

[motivation]

true
but i still wouldn't put on a burlap sack or something equally unflattering