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[motivation]

the hells is this and why was it on my doorstep? [ IMAGE ATTACHED ]

if anyone's up for a spar, i could use the exercise

[ never mind that she earns her keep around here by regularly competing in one of the fight clubs... alvis is gone again which means dutch needs the distraction ]

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[motivation]

Right.

[ nope. still not buying it. sorry buddy ] Pretty sure you're wrong.

[reek]

[ It's fine. No one ever takes his suggestions. Probably because they all suck. ]

Do you have any better ideas?

[motivation]

Something related to a raccoon.

[ thanks, bigby ]

[reek]

What in all seven hells is a raccoon?

[motivation]

Some animal.

[ if she thought rocket would be up for it, she'd find him and send theon a picture. ]

[reek]

That's so very specific. Thank you, woman.

[ The sarcasm is real. The good manners are especially real. ]

[motivation]

[ dutch's voice dips into the saccharine. sarcasm is a language she's well-versed in. ]

Any time, sweetie.

[reek]

[ He thinks he's offended.

What else is new, though? ]

I still say it's a freak.

[motivation]

I’m not arguing that part.

[ just the rat bit ]