THE NETWORK

[ The video begins with a scene that may not be much of a surprise for some who have been experiencing hallucinations: two individuals in the midst of fighting in their disease induced state, more specifically Juvia Lockser and Rin Okumura if anyone manages to catch a glimpse of either faces. One demonstrates powers of manipulating water, the other engulfed in blue flames.

For the one showcasing this the entire scene is an absolute riot. ]

Okay everyone, these two are apparently going to fight to the death. [ A lie, ultimately, he's well aware that they're both sick. ] Watch your step if you come through the residential district~ I've already dirtied my clothes trying to separate them. [ He speaks calmly despite this, lazily, with little hint of amusement in the tone of his voice as each sentence ends with a drawl. ]

So who are you betting on? The child with the lackluster swordsmanship skills or Shark Girl? Nothing lower than five silver and you better make it quick.

[ The view then dips, anyone familiar with the man behind the device might presume that he's tired and they'd be absolutely right. In fact those unfamiliar may even overhear him sighing as the two continue their fight. It lasts for several minutes with Crowley stepping to the side when a stray bullet of water or flame comes in his direction, one only earning so much as a whistle when it came close to catching onto his clothes. ]

One of them's gotta pass out soon. Probably in another— [ five minutes.

He was being generous, apparently, because both end up dropping like flies within seconds.

Breathing out something equivalent to a chuckle, he isn't in much of a rush as he advances forward. ] I'm just gonna say that Lava Lamp went down first, so whoever bet on him can just leave their money at my doorstep. Hey, don—

[ And then the feed comes to an abrupt end. ]