text; un:sharp

[veneries]

Before any more of you embarass yourselves by calling and hounding me about Greyjoy's disappearance, I've no idea where he's got to either.

He's probably fallen in a river and gotten himself drowned. Good riddance.


[Honestly, he's trying to prove that he's a Changed Man and how can he do that with Theon just vanishing???? This is why Theon is the worst and deserves everything he gets.

Also hi, did you know he was awake again? He's awake again.]

Comments

@unburnt

[dorzalta]

A kraken drowning. Seems rather silly.

[ Hi buddy how you doing. ]

When did you take note of his disappearance?

[veneries]

When I had a string of messages left accusing me of something quite unsavoury.


[ it's not exactly true. He'd noticed Theon was gone before then but didn't care enough to do anything]

text; private

[song_of_ice]

Leave him, your grace. We'll look for Theon ourselves.

text | c.fraser

[nineteenfortyfive]

What the hell are you on about?

[veneries]

Please, Ramsay. Would you mind explaining yourself?

@CherylBombshell

[sweetwater]

Wow, dramatic much?

[veneries]

I'm dramatic? For being unfairly accused of kidnap and torture?

voice; un: manbun

[song_of_ice]

Seven hells!

[veneries]

Eloquent as ever, bastard.

[there's a nice silver lining: jon's upset!]

[voice] un: kale --- private

[kaleorbekaled]

Hi Jon. Um...I've read everything public posted here, and I just wanted to offer my help if you ever need to protect someone from him.

text | un: colt.saa

[shashka]

Theon's asleep again. What a pity. We were such close friends.

[ this is a... blatant lie, to say the least. ]

[veneries]

I assume he is. But there's every chance he's run off into the woods to live out his life as a woodcutter.

Text: username= NoneOfURBusiness

[smithandwesson]

Probably not the first asshole to have brought this up, but have you tried checking the stasis chambers up on Thessa? He could have just done something stupid enough to get himself long-term knocked out and placed back in stasis.

[veneries]

Personally I don't give a fuck either way.

text | un: flowerknight

[triplerose]

If you can return from the dead, I'm certain his disappearance will be short lived.

[veneries]

Gods, if he's just back in stasis I'll fucking murder him.

text | un: maximus

[ininhuman]

Is he missing? I'd assumed he went for a walk.

[veneries]

It'd be a fucking long walk.

un: j.fraser

[stripebacked]

[ He hardly needs a clue to know who this is. The little bastard from the beach. He never thought the man harmless even when he was lying to his wife. Now he knows he was right to be wary. To not trust him. He knows about Theon. He knows about Sansa to an extent. ]

I had hoped you'd come out from your hidey hole for another reason, but I suppose I'll take this.

[ His wife is beside herself concerning Theon, but he cannot solve that problem for her. ]

[veneries]

You'll take this? What the fuck are you on about?

text; un: lady

[unprays]

Is this the way you present yourself to the world now? Admitting that there is reason for people to doubt your involvement in Theon's disappearance, while saying you would like to see him drown?

The honesty becomes you, my lord.

[veneries]

I've turned over a new leaf. I can see that flaying and dismemberment aren't the way of this world and so I'll do what I must to become a part of it.

It doesn't mean I need to lie about what a little prick Theon is.

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[vorrutyer]

Point of order, good man. Couldn't you have just sent this to your friends, enemies, etc. etc. etc.? It's a dreadful bore for those of us who don't care about all your little dramas.

[veneries]

I didn't make you read it.

text, un: kale

[kaleorbekaled]

I didn't even know he was missing, but I didn't know him very well anyway.

[veneries]

Count your blessings.

audio | onionship

[wheresmyfingerbones]

When was the last you've seen Greyjoy?

(( Davos was trying to keep an eye on him. ))

[veneries]

Gods, I don't know. I don't keep track of him.




[... not exactly true]

un: SORA!

[happylocksmith]

That's terrible! Why would you say something like that?

[veneries]

Have you met Theon Greyjoy?

[quevalry]

You certainly sound worried about him.

[ can he feel the slight sarcasm from her text??? who knows. ]

[veneries]

Gods know how I'll get to sleep tonight.