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[veneries]

Before any more of you embarass yourselves by calling and hounding me about Greyjoy's disappearance, I've no idea where he's got to either.

He's probably fallen in a river and gotten himself drowned. Good riddance.


[Honestly, he's trying to prove that he's a Changed Man and how can he do that with Theon just vanishing???? This is why Theon is the worst and deserves everything he gets.

Also hi, did you know he was awake again? He's awake again.]

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[veneries]

Personally I don't give a fuck either way.

[smithandwesson]

Then, no offense, but why the fuck are you even making this post? Seems like a pretty big damn waste of time to bring up that someone you don't even give a shit about is missing.

[veneries]

Because there are people here now who, when they find Theon's missing, will think that breaking down my door is the way to find him. That's the waste of time I'm attempting to prevent.

[smithandwesson]

... Oddly legit.

Also hilariously ironic. You really had such a damned horrible relationship with one person that it leads to you having to be the one to keep an eye on over him for fear that others would hold you accountable if something happened?

I am almost curious to know what exactly it was you did.

[Probably sworn enemies or something right? What drama.]

[veneries]

It's a hard life, knowing Theon Greyjoy.

[smithandwesson]

[Why is that relatable?]

Well, if he's gone I suppose that's less stress on your back then.

Or at least you won't have to worry about some assholes busting down your door any time soon.