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[veneries]

Before any more of you embarass yourselves by calling and hounding me about Greyjoy's disappearance, I've no idea where he's got to either.

He's probably fallen in a river and gotten himself drowned. Good riddance.


[Honestly, he's trying to prove that he's a Changed Man and how can he do that with Theon just vanishing???? This is why Theon is the worst and deserves everything he gets.

Also hi, did you know he was awake again? He's awake again.]

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fun for all the family. bless

[happylocksmith]

Hey! I'm not a child, OK.

[He is very grown up and manly thank you very much and never have the words sweet summer child suited anyone so well but that's besides the point.]

Look, I don't understand. Who's Robb Stark? And what's wrong with this Theon guy, why wouldn't he care if that happened to his friend?

[veneries]

Theon was raised with the Stark family, practically as one of them. Robb Stark was the oldest son and Theon's closest friend.

When their Lord father was killed as a traitor to the crown Robb became the new Lord -
and he waged war against those who had put his father to death. Theon took advantage of his absence and betrayed the family.

So why wouldn't he care that Robb had been killed? Who knows. You can ask him, if he shows up again.

[What a great storytime. :'D]

[happylocksmith]

[There's a long pause as Sora just stares uncomprehendingly at what he's seeing and trying to formulate a response.

What he wants to say is 100% not endorsed by the House of Mouse and so he will not be saying that. But he's certainly thinking it.]

Is EVERYONE terrible who's involved in all this?

[veneries]

I'd say so, yes.

[happylocksmith]

So if everyone's terrible, would that include you?

[veneries]

[Rude]

I've never betrayed my best friend or murdered two innocent boys just for the sake of it.

[happylocksmith]

Hold on a sec.

You said the two boys were killed so this Theon guy could pass them off as two other boys?

[veneries]

If he could have found them I'm sure he'd have killed the two Stark boys, the two he'd been almost an older brother to himself.

But they'd vanished, so he just picked two boys to stand in for them.

[happylocksmith]

Why did he need them to stand in for them?

[veneries]

First step in destroying your enemies: deal to the male heirs.

Or at least make it look like you are.

[happylocksmith]

That is so messed up.

[veneries]

Is it? It seems good sense.