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[veneries]

Before any more of you embarass yourselves by calling and hounding me about Greyjoy's disappearance, I've no idea where he's got to either.

He's probably fallen in a river and gotten himself drowned. Good riddance.


[Honestly, he's trying to prove that he's a Changed Man and how can he do that with Theon just vanishing???? This is why Theon is the worst and deserves everything he gets.

Also hi, did you know he was awake again? He's awake again.]

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[veneries]

You'd think he was some kind of invalid.

[ininhuman]

Or a child.

[veneries]

Both, likely.

[ininhuman]

C'est la vie, as they say.

[veneries]

I haven't the faintest fucking clue as to what that means.

[ininhuman]

Of course you don't.

[veneries]

And?

[ininhuman]

Sorry, were you expecting an explanation?

[veneries]

It's an awkward end to the conversation otherwise, isn't it?

[ininhuman]

Only for you. It's a saying that means "that's life."

[veneries]

Gods, I can't imagine how you're putting up with him.

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[ininhuman]

I'm an opportunist. You never know when someone might prove useful.