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[veneries]

Before any more of you embarass yourselves by calling and hounding me about Greyjoy's disappearance, I've no idea where he's got to either.

He's probably fallen in a river and gotten himself drowned. Good riddance.


[Honestly, he's trying to prove that he's a Changed Man and how can he do that with Theon just vanishing???? This is why Theon is the worst and deserves everything he gets.

Also hi, did you know he was awake again? He's awake again.]

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[veneries]

I didn't make you read it.

[vorrutyer]

Yes you did! You posted it to the network. The network is where all the good gossip gets posted. But this wasn't good gossip. It was dull! I got all hot and bothered and excited but this wasn't good for anything at all. Shame, sir.

[veneries]

Shame yourself. You haven't put up any gossip at all.

[vorrutyer]

Oh, I have. It's not my fault you haven't noticed. Are you going to make up for your deception?

[ you lousy son-of-a-bitch? ]

[veneries]

And how's that any of your business?

[vorrutyer]

Well, like I just said. You deceived me into believing there was going to be something fun. Now you should make up for it. That's my business, n'est-ce pas? I certainly wasn't referring to any other deceptions.