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[veneries]

Before any more of you embarass yourselves by calling and hounding me about Greyjoy's disappearance, I've no idea where he's got to either.

He's probably fallen in a river and gotten himself drowned. Good riddance.


[Honestly, he's trying to prove that he's a Changed Man and how can he do that with Theon just vanishing???? This is why Theon is the worst and deserves everything he gets.

Also hi, did you know he was awake again? He's awake again.]

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[sweetwater]

Ew. How medieval.

[song_of_ice]

That is a term others here have called it.

He enjoys games and twists his words. Be on your guard. The last time he was here, he held a man prisoner and tortured him.

[sweetwater]

I'll be careful. It isn't my first time dealing with someone who conceals their deceitful true intentions.

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[song_of_ice]

It's a lesson you don't forget. I regret I didn't listen to my sister when she warned me about him.

I'm Jon Snow, if you need to find me for any reason.

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[sweetwater]

Thank you for you insight, and your offer. It's heartening to know there are still gentlemen out there.

My name's Cheryl Blossom.

[song_of_ice]

Gentleman? I'm only doing what's right.

You come from a different sort of world than mine?

[sweetwater]

Very different, I think. We don't have lords or wardens.

[song_of_ice]

You come from one of those worlds without kings as well?

[sweetwater]

Technically there are kings in other countries, but they're more ceremonial than anything.

[song_of_ice]

It sounds like the world some other people have come from. I think it was Earth?

[sweetwater]

Yes! I'm from Earth.

[song_of_ice]

This is all confusing for you as well then? Olympia, Wyver?

[sweetwater]

It's nothing like home. I feel like I'm stuck in some sad nerd's Dungeons and Dragons game.

[song_of_ice]

The only dragons are in Wyver and I haven't seen any dungeons. They might be in the palace.

[sweetwater]

Not real dungeons and dragons. It's a game.

[song_of_ice]

A game? If it doesn't have dungeons or dragons, why is it called that?

[sweetwater]

I think sometimes it has both, but only pretend ones.