video | UN: P5YCH0

[fuelthefire]

[This video starts with a man's eye. A little bit squinty, a little bit bloodshot, and framed by some kind of...mask?

Krieg pulls back from the device a little bit and yeah, it's definitely a mask.

He's still uncomfortably close (for other people) to the camera, but he doesn't know that, and if he did he wouldn't care. He has important business to discuss.]

The Badass Grandpa owes me a fight and a drink!

I'm ready for both!

Order doesn't matter!!

[Each statement he makes is louder than the one that precedes it. Indoor voices are for other people.

Could he have perhaps private messaged the aforesaid Badass Grandpa instead of broadcasting to the network? Absolutely. Does he realize this? It's hard to say. Would he care if he did? Definitely, absolutely not.]

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video | un: TeaOnRice

[gekkajuu]

[Well, that's... refreshingly to the point??]

Do you mean Mr. Reinhardt?

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[fuelthefire]

[What the heck, this isn't the badass grandpa--

---wait.]

Yes.

[gekkajuu]

What reasons do you have to fight him?

[Is it consensual? Does Atsushi need to intervene?!]

[fuelthefire]

Because he looks strong!

[What other reason is there?]

He said to find him when I got here. I'm here now, and it's time to find him!

[gekkajuu]

[... Well, it's true that there are no actual, good reasons for fighting, probably...]

I see. As long as he's willing to fight you, I suppose there is no reason to stop you...

[Says the scrawny kid, mostly to himself. Look, he cares about badass grandpa; he gets to care!]

video; un: flashgoddess

[catfident]

Really? Because it looks like you're ready to go rob a bank.

[ What's up with the mask, seriously? ]

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[fuelthefire]

Pfmnahahaha! Bank robbery is only one of the many fine services I offer!

[But is he capable of robbing a bank without a ton of incidental slaughter? That's the real question.]

But I don't want a side-quest right now! I want my fight!

[There is only Battle Grandpa.]

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[catfident]

[ This isn't a fucking RPG, Krieg, there are no side-quests. ]

Alright, alright, calm down. What did this guy do to make you wanna punch him so bad anyway?

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[fuelthefire]

[There are always side-quests if you believe hard enough.

He'll calm down when he's dead!!!]

He looks like a badass!

video; un: crimson duelist

[verflair]

[ There is a long moment where X'rhun just sort of looks at the camera with confusion.

His mouth opens to speak, but he thinks better of it. He vaguely points to the image of the masked man on the screen, and then himself. Out of habit, he glances over his shoulder, as though the video could be directed at someone behind him instead.

Which obviously it isn't. ]

I'm sorry, but to whom are you referring?

[ There aren't many people here who would qualify as a "badass grandpa", but at least X'rhun is in the right age bracket?? ]

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[fuelthefire]

The Badass Grandpa!

[How can anyone hear the words "badass grandpa" and not immediately think of Reinhardt?]

One eye - [He lifts a hand and drags his thumb down over his own left eye to indicate a scar] - a beard, and muscles for days.

[Do you know anyone who fits that description, sir?]

[verflair]

[ Look, just because X'rhun is a five-foot-five-ish cat man doesn't mean he can't be badass too :(

But, yes, that is a very accurate and helpful description. ]

Ah, you mean Reinhardt! Offered to spar with you, did he?

[fuelthefire]

[One of Krieg's best friends is 5'2" and a bonafide badass. He'd never judge someone based on their height!]

Yeah! A drink and a fight!

[Krieg says he doesn't care about the order of the two, but it's pretty apparent it's the fight he's really excited for.]

D'you know where he is?

text | un: B00mHeadsh0t

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

This Badass Grandpa,
Looks like he could bench press Brick,
Really big hammer?

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[fuelthefire]

HE HAS A HAMMER????????

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[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

0mg

It's as big as him.
I watched him fighting with it,
And was quite impressed.

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[fuelthefire]

I

NEED

TO

FIGHT

HIM!!!!!

video; username: Crusader08

[panzersoldat]

[ You rang? Here he is, the man of the hour. Badass Grandpa. He's grinning and gives a friendly little wave at his camera ]

Hallo. I do owe you that and I am a man of my word. So, I will invite you to come to the arena. I believe that we can borrow it for a few hours. And after, if you can still stand when I am through with you, I'll get you that beer.

[ someone is confident. ]

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[fuelthefire]

[Krieg is like a little kid on Christmas morning yeah that's right, that's the metaphor i went with, fidgeting and impatient.]

Yes yes yes yesyesyesyesyes! Bring the hammer to the slaughter and I'll burn it all to the ground!

[Krieg, what does that...even mean...

Psychos, man.]

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[panzersoldat]

[ Another laugh because you're cute, Kreig. You remind him of his wilder Crusader days you know...if the Crusaders were certifiable ]

Now now, no slaughter or burning anything. It's just a fight between the two of us. No civilians. I won't do it if civilians are involved.

[ Excepting bar fights, because bar fights are different. ]

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[fuelthefire]

[Santa-Reinhardt-sempai thinks he's cute, kyaaa]

The meat-man eats the bullets so the innocents don't have to! The slaughter's only good if the viscera deserves it!

No one dies when it's for fun!

[And that's his really weird way of saying he 100% agrees to these terms. Hopefully that comes through.]

audio; un: wellsuited

[ofobedience]

Who are you even talking about?

[Because yeah if this is for someone specific you should have sent the message specifically to them, and it's always disappointing to find the words 'owe me a fight' aren't directed at him.]

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[fuelthefire]

The Badass Grandpa! Seven feet tall, muscles for days, built like a tank!

[How can anyone not know the Badass Grandpa, this is entirely inconceivable.]

[ofobedience]

Seven feet tall? That's a little excessive.

[I mean that's fair-- he sounds like a hard guy to miss.]

[fuelthefire]

I think you mean impressive!