video | UN: P5YCH0

[fuelthefire]

[This video starts with a man's eye. A little bit squinty, a little bit bloodshot, and framed by some kind of...mask?

Krieg pulls back from the device a little bit and yeah, it's definitely a mask.

He's still uncomfortably close (for other people) to the camera, but he doesn't know that, and if he did he wouldn't care. He has important business to discuss.]

The Badass Grandpa owes me a fight and a drink!

I'm ready for both!

Order doesn't matter!!

[Each statement he makes is louder than the one that precedes it. Indoor voices are for other people.

Could he have perhaps private messaged the aforesaid Badass Grandpa instead of broadcasting to the network? Absolutely. Does he realize this? It's hard to say. Would he care if he did? Definitely, absolutely not.]

Comments

[ofobedience]

Seven feet tall? That's a little excessive.

[I mean that's fair-- he sounds like a hard guy to miss.]

[fuelthefire]

I think you mean impressive!

[ofobedience]

I prefer action and demonstration over physical presence, personally.

[Read: he's short, and thin as a whip. SIZE ISN'T EVERYTHING :{]

[fuelthefire]

He's got those, too! Mnnuhuhuhu, I found him, and I'm gonna fight him tonight!

[Krieg appreciates badassery in all shapes and sizes. It's just that the particular badass he's currently starstruck by happens to be very large.]

[ofobedience]

Hmm. Not a fight to the death, I presume?

[Which would be fun to watch honestly, but he supposes that's the sort of thing he's supposed to prevent from happening, at least in Olympia, what with being a member of the Guard and all.]

[fuelthefire]

If one of us dies then there won't be any drinks!

[So that's a "no".]

[ofobedience]

A little boring, but at least it's legal, I suppose. Saves me some effort.

[Never mind that he likes effort.]

[fuelthefire]

[...Ooooooooh?]

What's interesting?

[ofobedience]

Well. For myself, I prefer something a little more bloody and brutal than the kind of fight that ends with no real hard done, if you see what I mean. Something I can really get my teeth into. Hahah.

[Even if he ought to be behaving himself, after that one little beheading incident that had made him a fugitive for a while, so very recently.]

[fuelthefire]

[Oh shit, son, here's a guy after his own heart!]

Pfff! No one wants to sing the sweet slaughter song here! It's super boring!

[He's only been here for like, a week. This does not bode well for the long term. :')]

[ofobedience]

[Ditto, apparently]

I'll say. And the one time I did indulge in a little slaughter, it didn't go over very well with the natives.

[And he feels a little bad about it...but only because he killed the wrong people, not about the killing itself.]

[fuelthefire]

Mngh...Everyone's a critic!

[Seriously, there's even a kid here on his Grandpa call-out post telling him not to go around senselessly killing everything and everyone in sight like he has no good sense or anything. Jeez!

Also:]

Who're you?

[ofobedience]

Giovanni Rammsteiner.

[He'll go ahead and assume it's his name you're after, rather a rundown of who and what he'd been before ending up in this seemingly over-peaceful world.]

And yourself? Unless, of course, you prefer to be referred to as Psycho.

[And he laughs]

[fuelthefire]

[That's a good assumption, Giovanni.]

Pfmnuhuhuhu...! My name's Krieg, but Psycho works, too!

[It's basically his title so it works out well!]

[ofobedience]

[His tone is wry, amused.]

I'll be sure to bear that in mind.