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elnysa2017-12-07 07:54 pm
fuelthefire) wrote in elnysa2017-12-07 07:54 pm
video | UN: P5YCH0
[This video starts with a man's eye. A little bit squinty, a little bit bloodshot, and framed by some kind of...mask?
Krieg pulls back from the device a little bit and yeah, it's definitely a mask.
He's still uncomfortably close (for other people) to the camera, but he doesn't know that, and if he did he wouldn't care. He has important business to discuss.]
The Badass Grandpa owes me a fight and a drink!
I'm ready for both!
Order doesn't matter!!
[Each statement he makes is louder than the one that precedes it. Indoor voices are for other people.
Could he have perhaps private messaged the aforesaid Badass Grandpa instead of broadcasting to the network? Absolutely. Does he realize this? It's hard to say. Would he care if he did? Definitely, absolutely not.]
Krieg pulls back from the device a little bit and yeah, it's definitely a mask.
He's still uncomfortably close (for other people) to the camera, but he doesn't know that, and if he did he wouldn't care. He has important business to discuss.]
The Badass Grandpa owes me a fight and a drink!
I'm ready for both!
Order doesn't matter!!
[Each statement he makes is louder than the one that precedes it. Indoor voices are for other people.
Could he have perhaps private messaged the aforesaid Badass Grandpa instead of broadcasting to the network? Absolutely. Does he realize this? It's hard to say. Would he care if he did? Definitely, absolutely not.]
video;
Santa-Reinhardt-sempai thinks he's cute, kyaaa]The meat-man eats the bullets so the innocents don't have to! The slaughter's only good if the viscera deserves it!
No one dies when it's for fun!
[And that's his really weird way of saying he 100% agrees to these terms. Hopefully that comes through.]
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Agreed. The innocent and the weak are to be protected. This is not their fight. It is ours. And no one dies. If you can't walk after, I'll just carry you to beer.
[ He's totally doodling something as he's talking and hold a pretty crappy map that's supposed to be the way to the Wyver arenas. There's a little arrow with Krieg's ass kicking HERE written by it. ]
Just follow this map. I'll see you tonight. Just one question for you though. Do you want me in my armor or do you want it a little less one sided?
video;
Mnahahahahaha!! I want a challenge!
[RIP in pieces, Krieg.]
Don't be late! I hate waiting!
[Waiting for it to be evening is going to be enough of a strain on his very limited patience.]
Re: video;
A challenge it is then. Just remember that you asked for this. A knight might be about a fair fight, but you wished for it, so it shall be.
I'll be there. At the proper time. Don't worry. I'm always on time. I'm German after all.
video;
[And also a masochist. Reinhardt could beat him to a bloody pulp and then step on him and Krieg would thank him for it.]
I'll see you toni~ight!
[And then star wipe to action?]
Re: video; ----> Action
Then he waits.]
Action
The armor the other is wearing is incredible. Zer0 had told him about it, but hearing and seeing are incomparable in this situation. Massive and solid and heavy, it has to weigh at least as much - if not more - than the man wearing it. And the hammer...
Krieg is not a small man; he's 6'6" when he can be bothered to stand up straight, although that's rarely. But the man before him, with that armor and that hammer, make him look tiny.]
Somebody delivered a FEAST!
[Not that he cares, or even really notices, the size-difference. As soon as he lays eyes on Reinhardt in his full battle regalia Krieg is swimming in adrenaline and endorphins. This is going to be even better than he'd imagined.]
Hurt me 'till you love me, Gramps!!
[Pick up that hammer and let's get it on!]
Re: Action
My name is Reinhardt. Remember it, for it'll be the name give to your defeat! [ That said, he plops the helmet right back on his head and he does pick up the hammer to point it right at Krieg. Only for a moment, because as soon as the gong singles the start, the afterburners on the back of his blaze to life and he's catapulted straight towards Krieg at about 60 miles per hour. A charge, stright out of the gates. A typical Reinhardt starting move.]
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[Probably because the hammer will have crushed his ribs and/or his skull. Look, he's suicidal, not stupid. He's pretty sure his chances of winning this are slim to none, but he is going to have one hell of a good time until he goes down!]
MnahahahahAHAHAHAH!
[Sweet baby Jesus, that charge is probably the most beautiful thing he's ever witnessed. In the scant few seconds it takes Reinhardt to close the distance, Krieg begins a charge of his own, laughing all the way. It's not nearly as flashy or impressive, because he's just using his legs, but it's still in the same spirit. He's never run at a target moving quite so fast before, but he's still got a lot of experience with headlong suicide charges, so if he can time a judicious leap just right-
-Right as a collision seems inevitable, Krieg jumps.
His aim is to land on Reinhard's back (holy crap look at that freaking rocket thruster?? This is so cool!), but it seems equally likely, given Reinhardt's speed, that he'll just sail right on over him as the armored titan charges past underneath.]
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What he's not ready for is the man jumping right before he collides. He really should get used to that. People stepping to the left when he comes at them. It's impressive with how fast he's going. And since he is going about 60, he will speed right under Krieg and right into the nearest wall.
He makes a very loud bang and the wall pretty much crumbles where he hit it. It should have him dazed but instead, he's turning and shaking his head a little. ] Ahh! I'm going to feel that in the morning!
[ But he's not just going to stand there. Instead, he shifts his hammer and that certainly is fire that's coming from it in a large arc. ]
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And then in the next second, everything is fire. He was not expecting a ranged attack - not from a bludgeoning weapon that large - and yet there it is. Instead of ducking out of the way when he sees the incoming blast, Krieg runs headfirst toward it, and into it. It has more impact than he was expecting from fire, but then, his own fire breath packs more punch than one might necessarily attribute to such a phenomenon.
In any case, the blast does cause him to stumble a bit, but he gets his momentum back quickly enough and resumes his charge as if he hadn't just leapt through literal fire, and also as if he weren't now actually on fire. He hasn't felt the unique bite of slow immolation since before waking up on the moon, and while it hurts like hell (it always does), it's a very comforting, familiar, and satisfying pain.]
MnahahahAHAHA! HE'S! ON! FIRE!
[And he's running straight toward Reinhardt, axe in hand. While on fire. What a guy.]
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But he can't be impressed for long. Not when a man is coming at him. On fire. With an ax. It's really really impressive.] THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!
[ But he's not going to give Krieg any love. That ax isn't going to get past the next thing in his toolkit. The shield spreads between then as he blocks that charge. ] Going to have to work harder than that.
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When the shield goes up, the only course of action Krieg can see is to attempt to get around it. For all he knows the softly glowing blue energy field is a one-hit kill, like the electrified death wall that kept intruders out of the Hyperion bunker in Thousand Cuts. So, he's going to do his damndest to avoid touching it. Obviously the thing is mobile, because Reinhardt is brandishing it like ye olde shields of yore, so Krieg's going to have to be quick. Once he gets close enough, he quickly feints left, then dives right into a fiery summersault in an effort to breach the edge.]
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He doesn't have anyone but himself to look after though. And honestly, the shield is just to see how the other man reacts. It's made to withstand Helix Rockets for a little while, so he's more than happy to hold it against a normal man, well aware that punches aren't really going to do anything to it.
He follows the faint. It's to the left. Always it seems, to his left. Like people don't realize he's long ago compensated for the lack of vision in that eye. So he lets Krieg dive. Let's him roll. But there's something heavy and hammer shaped waiting for him. The shield winks out in the seconds it takes for him to swing his hammer at the rolling fighter. It's almost like golf... Jack would be so impressed with his form.]