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elnysa2017-12-07 07:54 pm
fuelthefire) wrote in elnysa2017-12-07 07:54 pm
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[This video starts with a man's eye. A little bit squinty, a little bit bloodshot, and framed by some kind of...mask?
Krieg pulls back from the device a little bit and yeah, it's definitely a mask.
He's still uncomfortably close (for other people) to the camera, but he doesn't know that, and if he did he wouldn't care. He has important business to discuss.]
The Badass Grandpa owes me a fight and a drink!
I'm ready for both!
Order doesn't matter!!
[Each statement he makes is louder than the one that precedes it. Indoor voices are for other people.
Could he have perhaps private messaged the aforesaid Badass Grandpa instead of broadcasting to the network? Absolutely. Does he realize this? It's hard to say. Would he care if he did? Definitely, absolutely not.]
Krieg pulls back from the device a little bit and yeah, it's definitely a mask.
He's still uncomfortably close (for other people) to the camera, but he doesn't know that, and if he did he wouldn't care. He has important business to discuss.]
The Badass Grandpa owes me a fight and a drink!
I'm ready for both!
Order doesn't matter!!
[Each statement he makes is louder than the one that precedes it. Indoor voices are for other people.
Could he have perhaps private messaged the aforesaid Badass Grandpa instead of broadcasting to the network? Absolutely. Does he realize this? It's hard to say. Would he care if he did? Definitely, absolutely not.]
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Alright, alright, calm down. What did this guy do to make you wanna punch him so bad anyway?
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There are always side-quests if you believe hard enough.He'll calm down when he's dead!!!]
He looks like a badass!
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What, he's eight feet tall and got six knives hanging off him?
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Maybe! He's taller than me and built like a tank!
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If he's really built like a tank, then I don't think you're gonna win this fight.
[ Sorry, buddy. ]
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[Suicidal? Masochistic? This guy? It's more likely than you think!]
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Typical guy. So what're you gonna do, after it ends? Ask for round two?
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I dunno! I never plan that far ahead.
Why? D'you wanna watch?
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[Because it's likely that fire will be heavily involved.]
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Picked out a time and place yet?
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Nope! Gotta find him first.
[Hopefully that doesn't take too long. Krieg hates waiting.
BUT. While they're waiting:]
Who're you?
[So rude, coming in here and calling him a bank robber without even introducing yourself, madam]
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I'm just a person with too much time on her hand.
[ Said with a bright smile! Sorry, did he want an actual name. ]
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[Names are nice, but he rarely uses them anyway, so, meh! "Mystery Lady" is her name, now.]
You like watching fights?
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Yeah, if it's a good fight. Don't mind participating in them either, but it better be for a good reason.
[ AKA not for the sole purpose of dick measuring. ]
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[ Said easy-breezy. Is she aware that this sounds cliche as hell? Totally. ]
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Because guess what?]
Pandora had one of those! The boss fight was epic and we shot him in the mouth before he could finish his monologue!
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Hah, I hate longwinded morons like that. What'd he do anyway?
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[Oh, boy, that sure is a question.
In no particular order, Jack's many sins are:]
Mmmmmmanslaughter, extortion, illegal mining, theft, arson, bombing, murder, child abuse, tax evasion, kidnapping, intent to commit genocide, unethical human experimentation, murder, destruction of property, insurance fraud, murder, Claptrap, murder, and cyber bullying!
[His voice gets gradually louder as his list progresses and his masked face looms gradually closer to the device, until it's basically just his eye as he sounds off on the last item on the list.]
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—Claptrap?
[ The heck is that? ]
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He pulls away from the device back to a more comfortable distance to explain.]
The dancing robot with the horrible music!
[...Yup. That's the explanation.]
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Never seen one of those before. But wouldn't destroying one be a mercy, not a crime?
[ She's not much a fan of horrible music. ]
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Maybe you should destroy it then. [ Anyway. ] That's a pretty hefty list there. Did you get lucky enough to have the Storm wipe him out?
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