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[fuelthefire]

[This video starts with a man's eye. A little bit squinty, a little bit bloodshot, and framed by some kind of...mask?

Krieg pulls back from the device a little bit and yeah, it's definitely a mask.

He's still uncomfortably close (for other people) to the camera, but he doesn't know that, and if he did he wouldn't care. He has important business to discuss.]

The Badass Grandpa owes me a fight and a drink!

I'm ready for both!

Order doesn't matter!!

[Each statement he makes is louder than the one that precedes it. Indoor voices are for other people.

Could he have perhaps private messaged the aforesaid Badass Grandpa instead of broadcasting to the network? Absolutely. Does he realize this? It's hard to say. Would he care if he did? Definitely, absolutely not.]

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[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

\o/

Absolutely.

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[fuelthefire]

WHat are you doing noW?

[Abrupt subject change because if Zer0's got anything interesting going on then Krieg wants in on it while he waits for the Battle Grandpa.]

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[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

Nothing important,
And nothing unimportant.
I am really bored.

[Sorry Krieg life sucks 8(]

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[fuelthefire]

SO Let's go find something to dO!!

[Time for a friend date with his best murder buddy.]

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[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

We haven't sparred in a while. We should remedy this.

[FRIEND DATE]

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[fuelthefire]

I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!!!

[FRIEND DATE!]

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[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

<3

We can't be too rough,
There aren't any shields here.
Just a little blood?

[chopping each other to death would be super unfortunate even if it would make things less exciting :( ]

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[fuelthefire]

FINE! ANything to fix the boredoM!

[While he does enjoy senseless slaughter he's definitely sure he would not enjoy senselessly slaughtering his friends. That would be the least fun.]

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[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[I mean Zer0 could totally slaughter him back so it would all be cool, but then one of them would be down a buddy and that's no good :( ]

Excellent. Where should we meet?

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[fuelthefire]

[Exactly! You get him, Zer0.]

SOmewhere with spacE! DO you know anywhere like that?

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[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[I don't but let's pretend Zer0 does and he totally relays that info to Krieg LIKE A CHAMP.]

See you soon ;)