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elnysa2017-12-07 07:54 pm
fuelthefire) wrote in elnysa2017-12-07 07:54 pm
video | UN: P5YCH0
[This video starts with a man's eye. A little bit squinty, a little bit bloodshot, and framed by some kind of...mask?
Krieg pulls back from the device a little bit and yeah, it's definitely a mask.
He's still uncomfortably close (for other people) to the camera, but he doesn't know that, and if he did he wouldn't care. He has important business to discuss.]
The Badass Grandpa owes me a fight and a drink!
I'm ready for both!
Order doesn't matter!!
[Each statement he makes is louder than the one that precedes it. Indoor voices are for other people.
Could he have perhaps private messaged the aforesaid Badass Grandpa instead of broadcasting to the network? Absolutely. Does he realize this? It's hard to say. Would he care if he did? Definitely, absolutely not.]
Krieg pulls back from the device a little bit and yeah, it's definitely a mask.
He's still uncomfortably close (for other people) to the camera, but he doesn't know that, and if he did he wouldn't care. He has important business to discuss.]
The Badass Grandpa owes me a fight and a drink!
I'm ready for both!
Order doesn't matter!!
[Each statement he makes is louder than the one that precedes it. Indoor voices are for other people.
Could he have perhaps private messaged the aforesaid Badass Grandpa instead of broadcasting to the network? Absolutely. Does he realize this? It's hard to say. Would he care if he did? Definitely, absolutely not.]
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[ Said easy-breezy. Is she aware that this sounds cliche as hell? Totally. ]
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Because guess what?]
Pandora had one of those! The boss fight was epic and we shot him in the mouth before he could finish his monologue!
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Hah, I hate longwinded morons like that. What'd he do anyway?
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[Oh, boy, that sure is a question.
In no particular order, Jack's many sins are:]
Mmmmmmanslaughter, extortion, illegal mining, theft, arson, bombing, murder, child abuse, tax evasion, kidnapping, intent to commit genocide, unethical human experimentation, murder, destruction of property, insurance fraud, murder, Claptrap, murder, and cyber bullying!
[His voice gets gradually louder as his list progresses and his masked face looms gradually closer to the device, until it's basically just his eye as he sounds off on the last item on the list.]
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—Claptrap?
[ The heck is that? ]
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He pulls away from the device back to a more comfortable distance to explain.]
The dancing robot with the horrible music!
[...Yup. That's the explanation.]
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Never seen one of those before. But wouldn't destroying one be a mercy, not a crime?
[ She's not much a fan of horrible music. ]
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Maybe you should destroy it then. [ Anyway. ] That's a pretty hefty list there. Did you get lucky enough to have the Storm wipe him out?
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[Yoruichi may be able to tell that this is a somewhat sore topic by the way he's pushing his face right up to the camera again, and by the way his voice gets progressively louder as he explains.]
We killed him on Pandora! He was dead, but the Storm brought him back!
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Brought him back? [ What? ] Not just his soul, but all of him?
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Yoruichi, please. Handsome Jack doesn't have a soul]YES! ALL of him!
Don't trust the man with the face stapled to his face.
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[ Even though 'face stapled to face' is a weird-ass description. ]
Isn't that kind of hypocritical though? A mask is basically another face, and you've got one of those stuck on you.
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The way she calls him out shifts his mood almost instantly, from angry to amused.]
Pfmnahahahaha! You got me there, Mystery Lady!
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Well, call me when you're gonna go punch this guy of yours and maybe I'll come by and watch.
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[Maybe. If he's not squished to death thirty seconds in.]
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