video; un: ROCKET | happiness is a warm gun

[beatupgrass]

[Here we have Rocket, our local raccoonoid, contributing his part of the planning.]

So I don't know shit about dragons, but I do know a few things about fightin' giant monsters, and I want these dudes to fail so bad in their stupid plan that they die humiliated. That would give me an extreme amount of satisfaction. So! I got a proposal.

See, everybody's got their little contributions to this cause, and this is mine- I build things. Specifically, I build gadgets. Tech, weapons, bombs... Mostly those last two. The problem is that unless y'all want me to start ripping non-essentials off the station while those Natha jerks are off on vacation or whatever, I don't have the materials to arm everybody who wants it.

Ergo if you want bigger and badder weapons, you need to come to Wyver and bring me whatever you got that I can make something worth your while with. We'll discuss the payment particulars later.

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video; un. FREDERICK

[pebblestone]

[ Well if it isn't the talking rodent. ]

What materials would you need?

[beatupgrass]

Scrap metal and whatever passes for bargain bin tech around here. I ain't above ripping apart household appliances, I'd just prefer it if they weren't my own.

[pebblestone]

You can make such things out of simple appliances?

[ Color him impressed. ]

You certainly are no ordinary squirrel.

[ Raccoon, whatever. ]

voice; @star-lord

[nostalgiabomb]

I get the friends and family discount, right?

[beatupgrass]

You can have a free pile of unlabeled grenades. I made 'em during a fit of insomnia and I have no idea what they do.

video | un: colt.saa

[shashka]

Sometimes it's not the size of the weapon, but how you use it that makes all the difference.

[ what can he say? he's a fan of the old-fashioned revolver. ]

[beatupgrass]

You call me when you take down a dragon with a rock and a slingshot, and I'll consider believing it.

video; un: mantis

[uglybug]

Give me a list. I still know some people who would get anything for a Hero of Wyver.

[Look how well you've taught her, Rocket. Just bask in the glory of know that her willingness to manipulate the system is all on you.]

[beatupgrass]

This crazy feeling in my chest, Mantis? That's basically pride. I totally always knew you were a good investment for the team. No doubt whatsoever.

[Look it's a lie because he always has doubts, but it's also a compliment, so take it.]

video / un: chocobro

[punshots]

As it so happens, I'm been thinkin' my guns could use an upgrade...

[ This isn't necessarily true, but Prompto wants to be as ready as anyone for when the dragon returns, and given what he's seen of Rocket's gadgets, any enhancements he can make to Prompto's weaponry will be absolutely sick. ]

What d'you need from me? Gotta lot of random stuff lyin' around.

[beatupgrass]

Whatever you can spare. 'Cause if I don't use it for this, I'll probably use it for something else.

[Rocket wins no matter what, because this is the best way to get free parts. Aw yeah.] This dragon ain't gonna see us coming.

video; un: pholia

[baguablade]

[ Talking raccoons, not actually strange, considering that the advisor to the throne of Cain's country was a giant talking dog! This is kind of reassuring, actually! ]

Ah! Perhaps you're the primal beast of weaponsmithing?

[ That's a joke, though Cain doesn't expect anyone but him to get it. ]

I've recently come into possession of the plans the Natha used to originally make the High Dragons vulnerable to us poor mortal saps. Do you think you've the skill to do something with that?

[beatupgrass]

Okay, first of all? I want that to be my job description from here on out. I want frickin' business cards with that on it. It sounds badass.

[Well, you called him something he doesn't hate, Cain. That at least warrants you some attention... and so does that last bit.]

And second of all... Whoa, back it up there. The Natha made those dragons killable?

un: killjoy

[motivation]

How do you feel about alcohol as a payment?

[beatupgrass]

I prefer silver, but I'm willing to negotiate for somebody with good taste.

[godslay]

I'd rather know the payment requirements now.

[ ... though, really, she doesn't expect Rocket to ask for anything extreme. Gamora contributes to the Guardians' overall amenities without complaint, after all. ]

[beatupgrass]

For you? Don't tell Quill which of those grenades is which. I know you can tell the difference.

text | un: J.SHEPPARD

[impavid]

[ Rocket! It's the -- it really is a talking raccoon, Jessica was not wrong.

Well. You know. Time to casually strike up conversation with a talking rodent. ]

I have a gun they gave me back broken. Don't suppose you can fix it? Energy weapon, three settings, small chance it may misfire on the incinerate one and cause you permanent damage.

[ Is he joking? Who even knows. ]

[beatupgrass]

Is it bad that the last part makes me want to mess around with it even more?

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[monya]

You can make weapons? Like guns and swords and things like that?

[ incredible. simply amazing. ]

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[beatupgrass]

[yeah? like it's hard.]

I don't make swords, but guns, bombs, feats of impressive engineering... That stuff I can do easy.

video; un: clarke

[romancekiller]

[there was a point once before that clarke would have been surprised by a talking raccoon but honestly she has dealt with weirder things back home that she doesn't really question it]

What type of weapons do you usually make?

[beatupgrass]

Eh, guns and bombs, mostly, but I get real creative with both.

video; un: avreya - locked

[krasnaya_vdova]

[There's a thoughtful look from a redhead as she flicks on the feed, fiddles with the settings as she tucks a strand of hair behind her ear.]

What about something sort of like an EMP gun, if you weren't responsible for the power source? What sort of things would you need?

[beatupgrass]

You're gonna need to explain that one in a little more detail, lady.