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elnysa2018-06-12 09:30 am
beatupgrass) wrote in elnysa2018-06-12 09:30 am
video; un: ROCKET | happiness is a warm gun
[Here we have Rocket, our local raccoonoid, contributing his part of the planning.]
So I don't know shit about dragons, but I do know a few things about fightin' giant monsters, and I want these dudes to fail so bad in their stupid plan that they die humiliated. That would give me an extreme amount of satisfaction. So! I got a proposal.
See, everybody's got their little contributions to this cause, and this is mine- I build things. Specifically, I build gadgets. Tech, weapons, bombs... Mostly those last two. The problem is that unless y'all want me to start ripping non-essentials off the station while those Natha jerks are off on vacation or whatever, I don't have the materials to arm everybody who wants it.
Ergo if you want bigger and badder weapons, you need to come to Wyver and bring me whatever you got that I can make something worth your while with. We'll discuss the payment particulars later.
So I don't know shit about dragons, but I do know a few things about fightin' giant monsters, and I want these dudes to fail so bad in their stupid plan that they die humiliated. That would give me an extreme amount of satisfaction. So! I got a proposal.
See, everybody's got their little contributions to this cause, and this is mine- I build things. Specifically, I build gadgets. Tech, weapons, bombs... Mostly those last two. The problem is that unless y'all want me to start ripping non-essentials off the station while those Natha jerks are off on vacation or whatever, I don't have the materials to arm everybody who wants it.
Ergo if you want bigger and badder weapons, you need to come to Wyver and bring me whatever you got that I can make something worth your while with. We'll discuss the payment particulars later.
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[ Unfortunately not a strategy to attempt. ]
Still, it's reassuring to know you have experience fighting something on such a grand scale. Tell me, was the planet mobile? Did you have to engage the entire planetary body itself? Wage a ground campaign?
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[There's just no way to explain Ego. Also the fight hasn't even started where Rocket's from and he doesn't want anyone to know he's just making shit up because the Storm came before they could kill him....]
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[ His tone shifts to faintly amused. Okay, so maybe this is more bragging than fact, but still. Cain'll let him get away with it as long as his claims about being able to build the weapons are true. ]
I suppose it wouldn't apply to fighting a dragon anyway.
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