video; un: ROCKET | happiness is a warm gun

[beatupgrass]

[Here we have Rocket, our local raccoonoid, contributing his part of the planning.]

So I don't know shit about dragons, but I do know a few things about fightin' giant monsters, and I want these dudes to fail so bad in their stupid plan that they die humiliated. That would give me an extreme amount of satisfaction. So! I got a proposal.

See, everybody's got their little contributions to this cause, and this is mine- I build things. Specifically, I build gadgets. Tech, weapons, bombs... Mostly those last two. The problem is that unless y'all want me to start ripping non-essentials off the station while those Natha jerks are off on vacation or whatever, I don't have the materials to arm everybody who wants it.

Ergo if you want bigger and badder weapons, you need to come to Wyver and bring me whatever you got that I can make something worth your while with. We'll discuss the payment particulars later.

Comments

video; un: clarke

[romancekiller]

[there was a point once before that clarke would have been surprised by a talking raccoon but honestly she has dealt with weirder things back home that she doesn't really question it]

What type of weapons do you usually make?

[beatupgrass]

Eh, guns and bombs, mostly, but I get real creative with both.

[romancekiller]

What sort of materials do you need for those?

[beatupgrass]

The explosive kind for the bombs. I've had to improvise a few times, but there's a few things out there that can work. [He's turning into a regular Tyler Durden here.] And scrap metal. Lots and lots of scrap metal.

Wiring and computer parts'd be nice, but I'd have to get those off the station.