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[vorrutyer]

[ Byerly is on screen, looking pained and unhappy. ]

Nom de Dieu, I'm bored. Let's start some gossip.

Tell me - this question goes out to everyone - who's the worst person here? Or if that doesn't work, tell me who you like best. Or - mm - at least tell me who you've been secretly eyeing. Or just make up a salacious rumor, I don't care, just tell me something fun.

Comments

video -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

You. You are the absolute worst person here. I took a poll. It was between you and that rancid pile of decomposing rat turds that blocked up the sewer last week. You won by a wide majority. Congratulations. Want a trophy?

[vorrutyer]

Hm. I suppose I did spot you attempting to romance that rat feces the other day. It seems you have a type.

voice | un: colt.saa

[shashka]

Drop the French, and I'll tell you anything you want.

[ Byerly, you know using French is on a whole different level of evil. ]

[vorrutyer]

Mon chat, why do you disdain my mother tongue so?

video; un: vorkosigan

[dendarii]

I really have to agree with Jessica.

[ Is he responding via video despite being in the next room? yes. Yes he is. ]

[vorrutyer]

[ Mockingly: ]

Insulted by the tiny emperor! Dear fellow, you know that trying to be a big man is completely futile, don't you?

[ Sorry, Miles. He has to keep up his air of being a Useless Disloyal Town Clown in public. ]

video -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

[Popcorning and enjoying this whole thread.]

Pricking that ego of his is pretty fun, isn't it.

video; un: sharp

[veneries]

[It's taken Ramsay a moment to read this and figure out his reaction to it. Trolling isn't really a part of life back in Weteros.]

I hear Jon Snow fucked a bear. [Here is the straighest face. This is such a true rumour, okay.]

[vorrutyer]

Really?

[ By's reaction is pleasantly intrigued. ]

Color me impressed. I'd have thought for sure that he was the type to get fucked, rather than do the fucking.

TEXT: UN: j.sheppard

[impavid]

Well why don't you start, since you're so into gossip you must know some.

[ ... Please tell him some good gossip, he's so nosy. ]

[vorrutyer]

I know plenty. But I don't think we've been properly introduced.

video; un: R

[winecasks]

I surely found the worst person here long before any of us arrived. All it took was a look in the mirror.

[ If only he would stop shading himself and start shading other people instead. ]

IN THE BACKGROUND

[idealisme]

Don't encourage this nonsense.

[He's not actually listening to R, as usual.]

[vorrutyer]

[ Byerly takes in a sharp, horrified breath. ]

Then you've seen her? The monstrous Countess Marie the Bloody?

un: killjoy

[motivation]

you

( that's it, that's the answer )

[vorrutyer]

I believe, madam, that you have been eyeing me publicly.

voice, un: armstrong

[wallofbriggs]

So what are the odds on you coming in first for worst person? And how many votes do you expect between you and second place?

[vorrutyer]

[ Winsomely: ]

God, I hope I come in first. I so desperately want to be noticed.

voice! id: RK

[insist]

Yoruichi Shihoin peed on my shoes.

[ So unless he finds someone worse than her, yeah. ]

[vorrutyer]

[ That startles a bark of real laughter out of him. ]

What a delightful person. I ought to endeavor to meet...Him? Her?

video | un: Nobody

[icingonthecake]

[He snorts a laugh]

Sounds like you're looking for a game of Two Truths and a Lie.

[vorrutyer]

More like wed, bed, behead.

video | un: ROCKET

[beatupgrass]

All of you suck equally.

[There. That's his opinion.]

[vorrutyer]

[ Hey. Offensive. ]

Excuse me. We're not all the same. Some of us are much worse than others, and have worked very hard to become so.

text; un: unchained

[hedonistic]

it's me. i'm the worst

[vorrutyer]

State your credentials.

voice | un: XxDogloverXx

[otiosity]

Back home I've been told I'm the worst quite often by various authority figures! It's a badge I wear with pride. A unique sort of rapscallion way of being the worst.

Here, it's that probably slightly unhinged and rather dim man who keeps bothering me in the middle of the night to ask me about magic. I mean, really, who does that other than someone who doesn't respect the wonder of a good sleep. Thus making them the worst.

[vorrutyer]

Ah. And who, pray tell, is this ranting madman?

Voice | UN: MrFancyHat

[thetaintedsorrow]

The worst person, huh? Well, I can definitely tell you who’s one step away from being on my shit list.

[vorrutyer]

Tell away. Please.

voice - un: ANoble

[rosebyanyother]

Since it seems as if no one else has been willing to share their secret interests, I suppose I'll be brave: Jim Kirk is particularly eye-catching, I find.

[It's sharing "secrets" kind of freely, but honestly he's curious to see what might happen from a public declaration.

Does it sound like he's even a little bit embarrassed or worried about the admission? No. Not at all.]

[vorrutyer]

Ah hah. And what pleases you about him?

video | un: sparkler

[flashystyle]

[Is Dorian currently indulging himself on their cheap wine, lying across their couch? Yes. Is he still using his phone? Also yes.]

Dreadfully boring lot, aren't they?

[vorrutyer]

[ And By, too, answers on his phone - ]

The worst. I am beginning to think, dear Dor'ya, that they don't even understand the meaning of scandal.

text; un: highgarden

[antleredcrown]

Worst is rather subjective, isn't it?

It sounds like you're trying to stir up trouble. Salacious rumours can start wars, you know.