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[vorrutyer]

[ Byerly is on screen, looking pained and unhappy. ]

Nom de Dieu, I'm bored. Let's start some gossip.

Tell me - this question goes out to everyone - who's the worst person here? Or if that doesn't work, tell me who you like best. Or - mm - at least tell me who you've been secretly eyeing. Or just make up a salacious rumor, I don't care, just tell me something fun.

Comments

[motivation]

you skipped a question

[vorrutyer]

Did I? Which one?

[motivation]

the first

( she's kidding, though )

[vorrutyer]

Am I really the worst? Don't I have any redeeming qualities?

[motivation]

let me think

( and thirty seconds later: )

well you are good with your mouth sometimes

[vorrutyer]

It's true. My eloquence is famed.

[motivation]

your eloquence is my least favourite part about it

[vorrutyer]

My nimble tongue doesn't please you?

[motivation]

not when it's involved in talking

[vorrutyer]

Hm. So you prefer it when I'm performing an act of ventriloquism, is it?

[motivation]

a what now?

[vorrutyer]

Oh, you know. When it's my mouth moving, but you're the one making noise.

[motivation]

that's the most promising thing you've said so far

[vorrutyer]

Really? It wasn't too corny? It felt a little corny while I was writing it.

[motivation]

all the more proof you should be doing things other than talking