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[vorrutyer]

[ Byerly is on screen, looking pained and unhappy. ]

Nom de Dieu, I'm bored. Let's start some gossip.

Tell me - this question goes out to everyone - who's the worst person here? Or if that doesn't work, tell me who you like best. Or - mm - at least tell me who you've been secretly eyeing. Or just make up a salacious rumor, I don't care, just tell me something fun.

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[vorrutyer]

[ That startles a bark of real laughter out of him. ]

What a delightful person. I ought to endeavor to meet...Him? Her?

[insist]

I see. That's funny to you? [ In the driest voice. He certainly doesn't find it funny. ]

It's a 'her'.

[vorrutyer]

Then she is an absolute marvel. And of course it is! Good heavens, especially for a woman. It would be grand enough if it were a man doing some precision pissing, but for a woman it takes athleticism. Fantastic pelvic strength, incredible balance, and quite a lot of nimbleness.

[insist]

Funny that you would be praising her for doing something so vile. Are you looking to try the same stunt? The both of you can go piss together then. I'm sure you'll have a great time.

[vorrutyer]

That would be plagiarism, dear friend. I would never copy what someone else did. I'd piss somewhere else entirely.

[insist]

[ Eugh!!!!!! ]

Please never come within 3 meters from me.

[vorrutyer]

[ Laughing - ]

Peace, friend, peace. Why did she piss on your shoes, anyway?

[insist]

And I'm supposed to know? Perhaps some people are just disgusting and lack any basic form of manners. The only thing I was doing at the time was enjoying my sandwich.

[ He's omitting the fact that it was probably revenge for that other time he invaded her privacy with his infomodding ability ... ]

Of all the people I've met so far, she is the worst. [ and, also!!! because squidward is not done. ] Plus, she had turned into a cat for the act, so you cannot praise her for her pissing technique.

[ Don't praise her. She sucks. Thanks for coming to his TED talk. ]