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[vorrutyer]

[ Byerly is on screen, looking pained and unhappy. ]

Nom de Dieu, I'm bored. Let's start some gossip.

Tell me - this question goes out to everyone - who's the worst person here? Or if that doesn't work, tell me who you like best. Or - mm - at least tell me who you've been secretly eyeing. Or just make up a salacious rumor, I don't care, just tell me something fun.

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[beatupgrass]

I'm so sorry, man. I didn't realize this was a competition to see who was the supreme Overdick of this planet, and you were hoping to be the top contender.

[vorrutyer]

It's the one time I have a shot at winning any competition.

[beatupgrass]

That is an extremely low bar you've got there.

[vorrutyer]

Well, I am a speck of a man. Positively tiny - in spirit, at least. Not in stature. God, I'd loathe myself if I were small in stature.

[beatupgrass]

[jeopardy music.

and then a deadpan:]

Are you making fun of me?

[Joe Pesci intensifies.]