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[vorrutyer]

[ Byerly is on screen, looking pained and unhappy. ]

Nom de Dieu, I'm bored. Let's start some gossip.

Tell me - this question goes out to everyone - who's the worst person here? Or if that doesn't work, tell me who you like best. Or - mm - at least tell me who you've been secretly eyeing. Or just make up a salacious rumor, I don't care, just tell me something fun.

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[assholic]

You. You are the absolute worst person here. I took a poll. It was between you and that rancid pile of decomposing rat turds that blocked up the sewer last week. You won by a wide majority. Congratulations. Want a trophy?

[vorrutyer]

Hm. I suppose I did spot you attempting to romance that rat feces the other day. It seems you have a type.

[assholic]

What can I say. Put a few drinks in me and anything looks fuckable.

[vorrutyer]

My, my. You seem particularly full of vinegar today. Perhaps you've been standing still too long, if the wine in you has gone sour.

[assholic]

You're the one that drinks wine. I prefer something with bite.

Besides, you're the idiot whining about being bored. What, torture and kidnapping wasn't good enough for you the first time? Life getting a little stale? I could arrange a good flogging if you want.

[vorrutyer]

Oh, you're just teasing. I don't think you would - you're disappointingly vanilla.

[assholic]

[That got an actual laugh out of her.]

Just because I won't actually break you into pieces during sex doesn't mean I'm vanilla. I'm just not an extra in House of 1000 Corpses.

[vorrutyer]

[ jessica he doesn't know pop culture, he is from the future. ]

House of a thousand corpses? Who on earth would keep a place so stuffed? Even Vorrutyer House never stored upwards of a hundred bodies at a time. And anyway, one can be adventurous without creating snuff films.

[assholic]

[She knows, but shut up, By. This is her life.]

... You have issues. Like, real, serious issues that frankly, have me concerned about you. Do I seriously need to actually set up a flogging session for you to keep you out of shit?

[vorrutyer]

Ah, thinking about joining my business? Working at Shades Darker? You'd make a formidable dominatrix, no question of it.

[assholic]

It's a one-person offer, you nut-job. I'm not big on leather. Too hard to keep clean and you sweat like a motherfucker in it.

[vorrutyer]

Oh, there are support staff who are responsible for keeping everything clean. You wouldn't have to worry about that.

[assholic]

Do you get some kind of commission for bringing in new people to work with you? Or are you just that hard up for a spanking.

[vorrutyer]

Mademoiselle, if you were my coworker, I fear that would be the end of our charming liaisons.

[assholic]

What, they don't allow inter-house fraternization? Sounds lame. Don't worry, By. You won't have to see much of me. I'm not making any trips to Olympia any time soon. Last time made me a target. Not looking to repeat that.

[vorrutyer]

What - is that why you're so vinegary? Lingering trauma?

[assholic]

What? No. I'm over that.

[Mostly. Sort of. Maybe.]

Did you even go to the little butt-kissing thing?

[vorrutyer]

Of course. Why wouldn't I?

[assholic]

So what'd you think of it?

[vorrutyer]

The canapes were under-salted.

[assholic]

You're hilarious.

[vorrutyer]

I'm serious. The food was decidedly lacking.

[assholic]

You should have headed to the bar. Way better over there.

[vorrutyer]

You think I didn't? I make it a policy to never attend any party sober. Or any occasion. Or be sober on the way there or back.

[assholic]

Free alcohol should have made it worth your while, at the very least. It too my edge off.