text; UN: BURTMACKLIN

[awesomenesss]

Hi! It's Andy. I've Ben busy. And I made a list of stuff I need. There's more stuff I bet but this is what I have so far.
I made this list in no peculiar order but some things are more important then other things? It's alot but there are alot of ppl to!


ANDY'S LIST:
Tape, duck tape
Dog Treats, good ones
Guitar strings, all of them
Maybe another guitar strings
Hammer
Nails
Glitter glue
A poster board, it's for a sign
Burritoe cause I'm hungry
Chilly cause I'm hungry
Frizz be with a cool sticker
Marshmallow gun
Football
Big box
2 doll rods
Staples
Stapler, to put the staples in
Straws
Apron
Dunkarooes
A big kick ass comfortable pillow, maybe a dog bed but it's for a person and it's me


Some of the stuff I found but I can't get it.
And probably no on Dunkarooes cause they stopped making them and that was before the world ended and stuff but I'm always looking and I bet if anyone saved Dunkarooes it would be bad ass aliens like all of u!
If anyone has any of the stuff that would be great! :D
I have marshmallows! Alot. I can trade those. Plus I have some other stuff that we can maybe trade with but I have the most marshmallows so I want to trade those first. If u tell me where u are maybe I can come and find you. But the marshmallows are pretty heavy. It might be better if u come find me.
If u don't have this stuff but u know wear it is and who has it and if they like marshmallows u can tell me who their and I'll find them.

OK. Thanks and bye!

Comments

[badgerlock]

[This is by far the strangest list he's ever seen, and he was the apprentice to an assassin.]

I can find hammer and nails.

[awesomenesss]

Sweet!
That is 10 marshmallows.

[inaurare]

[he needs to take a moment. Reading, and re-reading again, and...]

I don't know many of these items. What is a [pause, while he double-checks the spelling] A Dunkarooes?

[awesomenesss]

That's OK! I thought they are probably stuff some ppl have never heard of.

Dunkarooes are one of THE GREATEST SNACKS.
Gram crackers and frosting. The Gram crackers shaped like hot air balloons and sometimes other stuff. And u dip the Gram crackers in the frosting.
And they should be invented if they didn't get rescued.

text; un: eproghuefgdzptrrw

[vorrutyer]

Dear heavens. These requests are beyond the pale. Absolutely unreasonable.

[awesomenesss]

Rly?
I thought they were OK. Maybe some of them?

Straws are pretty important. And cheap! I can't find them.

text.

[heorot]

i can supply guitar strings and a giant pillow but on two conditions

one - you have a guitar to play them with
two - you're picking up the pillow

deal?

[awesomenesss]

Uhhhh don't worry. I have a guitar.
AND I know how to use it.
You're pretty much talking to the ONLY rock star who got rescued by aliens.

Where is the pillow?
I bet I can get it.
That one is 20 marshmallows.

text | un: ashari

[zephrah]

is duck tape made from ducks

[awesomenesss]

No

[Wait.]

I don't know....................

Maybe?

I don't thinks so cause ducks aren't sticky.

text | un: leanne

[regives]

Okay. I’ve been looking at this list for like ten minutes and I need to ask: what is this for?

Are you building something, grabbing a snack and then... napping??

[ she’s so confused... what’s going on here ]

1/2

[awesomenesss]

Yes

[rhygret]

What are you going to do with baking supplies, a football and duct tape??

[awesomenesss]

Lots of stuff! It is a whole list.

What baking supplies?

text / un: chocobro

[punshots]

hi andy!!!!!!

dude i got you covered
i know where to get the BEST DOG TREATS
do you have a dog?
or is this some kind of collection thingy
idk about the rest of this stuff
but a marshmallow gun sounds way rad
maybe we can build one dude!!!!



it's your pal prompto btw
this is my cool username
what's a BURTMACKLIN

[awesomenesss]

Dude!!!! What is up!
I haven't seen u in FOREVER. That is half my bad I have Ben busy like I said.

I don't have a dog but I met this really cool dog and I want to give him treats next time I see him.
Well I have a dog but he's asleep. His name is champion. When he wakes up u can meet him. The cool dog is Amy.

I want to build a marshmallow gun for real now! I bet we could do it.
Probably we will have to make a 2 list for it but ppl are pretty helpful.

BURT MACKLIN is the coolest FBI agent. He is a total renegade and a bad ass and he doesn't take no for an answer. Lose canon. The FBI doesn't know what to do with him but they know they wouldn't get far without him.
Also he's me!
I couldn't get my space bar to work when I made the user name.
Is yours chocolate?

text | un: vanguardikora

[walkingthevoid]

[There are... so many things she doesn't recognize. But there are enough things that she does recognize.]

Are you working on a project?

[awesomenesss]

Yeah u could say that.


Like 50 projects!
I lost my phone for a while so I made a running list while I was looking for my phone. So some of the stuff is old but I still need it.

1 of my projects is putting together a really long straw to get medicine to sleeping people.
1 of my projects is guitar.
1 of my projects is staring a football game OR teaching football to aliens cause I think u guys would like football.

text | un: SizzleItUp@LinkedIn

[chaoticlootral]

I could be convinced to part with glitter glue and other sign making shit for some of those sick mallows
but if you want the real hook up on the dunkarooes youre gonna have to sell me on better than that

[awesomenesss]

OK yes!



But holy crap do u seriosly have Dunkaroos???
Dude. Please tell me the truth. Please.

un: gaelio.bauduin

[kimaris]

[ what even is going on here

he should probably ignore this but... ]

What have you found so far?

[awesomenesss]

That's a different list!

O you mean stuff ppl are giving me from this list?
Some of it is still in negotiation but if it all works, I have hammer, nails if I find them, big ass pillow, guitar strings, glitter glue and poster stuff maybe, MAYBE Dunkarooes and I'm not saying I told u so but I KNEW Aliens would have Dunkarooes.

un: flowerknight

[triplerose]

[ Loras was just going to pass over this. He wasn't even going to touch it, but there's a nagging question on his mind. So he figures he should just ask it. ]

What is a marshmallow?

[awesomenesss]

Good question and I am glad u asked.

Marshmallows are sweet and soft and sticky and u can put them on sticks and roast them over a fire or u can put them on a fork and roast them over your stove or in the oven with the door open. Or a candle if u have a candle. That's for indoor marshmallows. I also just realized that u could grill them but u would have to be careful cause they would stick to the grill.

The other great thing about marshmallows is that u can also eat them right out of the bag. They make marshmallow fluff for sandwiches to.

Want to try one?

text, un: Yousoro★

[ayes]

idk about a burrito or whatever chilly is but
I can cook pretty well if you like japanese food!

and i do like marshmallows

[awesomenesss]

OK A good taste. Marshmallows are the greatest.

B burritoes are the best food hands down. Well maybe not the best. But 1 of the best. Cause chilly is pretty good to. That's why I was asking for it.

C I've never had japanese food. What kind of stuff?

text; un: THE_HAMMER

[ruffboi]

I'll give you hammer and nails but I'm no rube! I can get my own marshmallows but I want a pet of that dog.

[awesomenesss]

Well we'd have to ask him if that was OK.

text, un: clubroughly

[cacoethical]

what the HELL are you making???????? 😯😯😯😯😯 do you need any help???????

[awesomenesss]

I'm making alot of things. It's not just making to I am doing alot of things.

1 of my projects is a really long straw to get medicine to sleeping people.
1 of my projects is guitar AND now I'm going to play a kick ass rock show for every one here!
1 of my projects is showing ppl what a frizz be is and same goes for football cause I think aliens would like football.

Also to earn money I am going to sell some marshmallows. I want to make a stand for that. There's alot of cool stuff getting sold but I could sell marshmallows for sure.

Also I need helping finding the stuff. And also maybe making some of the stuff. I don't think I can make a stand.

[atwo]

Why do you need all of this?

[ what even is half of this stuff....... ]

[awesomenesss]

Cause I am making alot of stuff and doing alot of stuff. And I want to show aliens football and frizz be. And I'm really really really hungry.

un: CherylBombshell

[sweetwater]

I have an apron. What's a doll rod?

[awesomenesss]

Cool! Does the apron have frills.
A doll rod is the skinny rod that you can make stuff with. I am going to make a stand to sell marshmallows from and the doll rods will hold up the sign.

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[wondie]

( oh look, it is one of her favorite people! of course Diana would like to help if she can. )

What is this "frizz be"? And why would the cold sedate your hunger?

VIDEO

[awesomenesss]

[Andy switches from texting to video with-- well, not total ease. But he does switch.]

See, I knew people needed to know about frisbees! They're these discs, that you throw, for fun. And then someone else catches the frisbee and throws it back to you, or if you have a really smart dog, he can catch it and bring it back to you. It's bigger than a CD but smaller than a pizza. Usually. I guess if you made a personal pan pizza, maybe that would be frisbee size, but you'd have to eat, like, five of them just to feel a little full. They're awesome! But I haven't found one yet.

Haha, and I mean chili! You know. The food? Even aliens have to have chili, right?

text; un: lefty

[ownit]

[Okay, this is a lot to take in. Dio's not exactly sure which is weirder here: the list of items, the idea that marshmallows are a good trade item for them, that he has so many marshmallows, or that people actually seem to be open to receiving marshmallows as payment. What is this reality?]

So are you like five or what?

[awesomenesss]

LOL I wish!!! Kids have it super easy.
No I am an adult. I have a job and stuff. Or I had 1 before the world ended. Now I am making a marshmallow stand and trading for stuff.

The economy!

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[illuminating]

hello, andy.

did you receive more marshmallows since the last time i saw you?