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[awesomenesss]

Hi! It's Andy. I've Ben busy. And I made a list of stuff I need. There's more stuff I bet but this is what I have so far.
I made this list in no peculiar order but some things are more important then other things? It's alot but there are alot of ppl to!


ANDY'S LIST:
Tape, duck tape
Dog Treats, good ones
Guitar strings, all of them
Maybe another guitar strings
Hammer
Nails
Glitter glue
A poster board, it's for a sign
Burritoe cause I'm hungry
Chilly cause I'm hungry
Frizz be with a cool sticker
Marshmallow gun
Football
Big box
2 doll rods
Staples
Stapler, to put the staples in
Straws
Apron
Dunkarooes
A big kick ass comfortable pillow, maybe a dog bed but it's for a person and it's me


Some of the stuff I found but I can't get it.
And probably no on Dunkarooes cause they stopped making them and that was before the world ended and stuff but I'm always looking and I bet if anyone saved Dunkarooes it would be bad ass aliens like all of u!
If anyone has any of the stuff that would be great! :D
I have marshmallows! Alot. I can trade those. Plus I have some other stuff that we can maybe trade with but I have the most marshmallows so I want to trade those first. If u tell me where u are maybe I can come and find you. But the marshmallows are pretty heavy. It might be better if u come find me.
If u don't have this stuff but u know wear it is and who has it and if they like marshmallows u can tell me who their and I'll find them.

OK. Thanks and bye!

Comments

[awesomenesss]

A garage

NO WAIT. A tool box that is IN a garage.

[vorrutyer]

Ah, hm. Yes, I suppose that would work. But what about nails...?

[awesomenesss]

Usually I just borrowed nails out of other stuff.
So if I had the hammer I could do that to and then cross nails off of the list.

[vorrutyer]

Hm. You know, dear fellow, you came appealing for help, but it seems like you're solving all your problems yourself.

1/3

[awesomenesss]

No I

[Wait.....]

Whoa. Maybe I am solving all of my problems.
Cause now if I have the nails I can put the doll rods together and make a big pincher and then I can use that to get the football off of the roof if I can find a football on a roof. And then when I have the football

[awesomenesss]

[wait]

[awesomenesss]

Nope I lost it. Dang it. I think I was rly close.

Are u a mentor?

[vorrutyer]

Oh, yes. Without question. Are you someone in need of mentoring?

[awesomenesss]

I knew it! You got me to figure out the nails.

Maybe I need mentoring.
I know what we are supposed to do and I want to help but I also don't know where to start.

[vorrutyer]

Well, Andy, what are you good at?

[awesomenesss]

Lots of stuff.

Guitar. Karate. Security. Song lyrics. Taking a punch. Making punch. Eating all the candy in a candy dish and no one knows it was me. Getting the most grass stains. Chewing up a bunch of cookies and keeping them in my cheeks. I have really big cheeks. Also I can flip my eyelids inside out but it's starting to hurt so I don't do it as much. I can do about 50 or 60 pushups. One time I tackled a posome and it was pretty much the greatest thing anyone saw. And I can sink a 3 pointer from half court, but I can also dunk like crazy amazing.

Is this good?

[vorrutyer]

Oh, it's better than good - it's grand. Where on earth did you learn these incredible skills?

[awesomenesss]

O just when I was hoing the hard road called Life.

[vorrutyer]

Hard-won experience! Have you ever considered writing a memoir?

[awesomenesss]

Nope!

[vorrutyer]

Are you thinking about it now?

[awesomenesss]

Kind of.

I'm thinking about you talking about it.

[vorrutyer]

Close enough. What would you title it?

[awesomenesss]

That depends.

Can u remind me what it is?

[vorrutyer]

Ah...A memoir? A memoir is the story of your life and all the insanely cool things you've done. Say, for example...Have you ever jumped off something very high?