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[awesomenesss]

Hi! It's Andy. I've Ben busy. And I made a list of stuff I need. There's more stuff I bet but this is what I have so far.
I made this list in no peculiar order but some things are more important then other things? It's alot but there are alot of ppl to!


ANDY'S LIST:
Tape, duck tape
Dog Treats, good ones
Guitar strings, all of them
Maybe another guitar strings
Hammer
Nails
Glitter glue
A poster board, it's for a sign
Burritoe cause I'm hungry
Chilly cause I'm hungry
Frizz be with a cool sticker
Marshmallow gun
Football
Big box
2 doll rods
Staples
Stapler, to put the staples in
Straws
Apron
Dunkarooes
A big kick ass comfortable pillow, maybe a dog bed but it's for a person and it's me


Some of the stuff I found but I can't get it.
And probably no on Dunkarooes cause they stopped making them and that was before the world ended and stuff but I'm always looking and I bet if anyone saved Dunkarooes it would be bad ass aliens like all of u!
If anyone has any of the stuff that would be great! :D
I have marshmallows! Alot. I can trade those. Plus I have some other stuff that we can maybe trade with but I have the most marshmallows so I want to trade those first. If u tell me where u are maybe I can come and find you. But the marshmallows are pretty heavy. It might be better if u come find me.
If u don't have this stuff but u know wear it is and who has it and if they like marshmallows u can tell me who their and I'll find them.

OK. Thanks and bye!

Comments

[inaurare]

Oh-- icing.

[similar word - slightly different thing, but it makes sense]

I don't know this Frizz Be. But yes, we have cakes.

And you need dog treats? And a dog bed for... no dog?

[awesomenesss]

OK I'll show u a Frizz be when I find it. But trust me dude it is cool.

I need dog treats for a cool dog I met named Amy.
I really need the big pillow for me but dog beds are some times just as comfy as people pillows so I hot two birds with two stones.

[inaurare]

[a dog he met? So... not his own dog? That is curious...]

That will be nice.

[the saying isn't-- it's two birds with one-- never mind, he still has questions]

And marshmallows? What are these?

[awesomenesss]

Man has no one had marshmallows??? This is crazy! I bet u are so glad I'm here to teach u.

OK. Marshmallows are sweet, soft, sticky, and pretty awesome. And u can put them on sticks and roast them over a fire or u can put them on a fork and roast them over your stove or in the oven but if u do that u have to leave the door open. Or u can roast them over a candle if u have a candle. That's for indoor marshmallows. AND u can grill them but you can't leave them on the grill for to long or it will melt. AND u can eat them right out of the bag. AND they make marshmallow fluf for sandwiches.

[inaurare]

[the future is wondrous indeed]

I shall have to try these marsh mallows.

[He isn't quite making the connection yet between these marshmallows and the mallow he is familiar with - which is more like Turkish Delight, a decadent treat; gooey and sweet and sticky and dredged in icing sugar and cornflour to make it a little easier to handle]

I am still not sure what the marsh has to do with it.

Would you indulge me in one or two more? What is duck tape?

[awesomenesss]

Good choice dude and u will not regret it. I will give u a taster marshmallow for free. Its purpose is, to be tasted. So then u can say u have had real marshmallows.

I didn't think about the marsh part before. Maybe that was the guy's name. But saying Marsh's mallows had to many s and also, what is a mallow? It's all to weird.

Also another good question! Duck tape is the 6-th strongest thing on earth. It is tape and it is shiny and water proof so u can seal up boats with it and do all kinds of other stuff. It is great.

[inaurare]

But I must pay for subsequent marsh mallows?

[is this some sort of business empire in the making...?]

Mallow is a type of plant. It soothes the stomach as a tea, and the skin if used as a sort of poultice. But I wouldn't say soft or sweet. Or appropriate for roasting.

So this duck tape is a binding material? How do you tie it that it might seal up a boat?

[he won't ask what the duck has to do with it, but tapes are non-sticky, where Linneus comes from]

What are the other strongest things on earth?

[awesomenesss]

No u don't pay for marshmallows! We trade for them. So, I give u one to taste cause u need to taste. And then after that we trade. Trading is an old way ppl used to go shopping. And u could get some really sweet stuff for your sweet stuff. Like a garage sale but better!

But now I think maybe u had some kind of marshmallow.... Cause these alien marshmallows are mushrooms I think. Is that the kind of plant it was? Did u have soft skin after u drank the tea? Maybe that was marshmallows!

And yes!! It binds stuff up. But u don't have to tie it. All u do is put it over the whole and it stops the leak if there is a leak.

Other strong things on earth are sticky tack for posters, other tape, gum, rubber cement, honey. There's more too but I kind of forgot Al the sticky stuff list. Cause I stopped thinking about it after I wrote it down.

[inaurare]

How do you recommend I make the most of my taster marshmallow? [he is half teasing, half genuinely curious] You said they can be roasted, yes? And they can be eaten raw?

I'm not sure mallow tea works from the inside out, but I am blessed with good skin already, so I don't think I'm the best person to ask...

[looking over the new list - a few more words he doesn't know!]

I am to take it that this duck tape is sticky, then? I'm not sure honey is strong, but sticky, yes...