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Hi! It's Andy. I've Ben busy. And I made a list of stuff I need. There's more stuff I bet but this is what I have so far.
I made this list in no peculiar order but some things are more important then other things? It's alot but there are alot of ppl to!

ANDY'S LIST:
Tape, duck tape
Dog Treats, good ones
Guitar strings, all of them
Maybe another guitar strings
Hammer
Nails
Glitter glue
A poster board, it's for a sign
Burritoe cause I'm hungry
Chilly cause I'm hungry
Frizz be with a cool sticker
Marshmallow gun
Football
Big box
2 doll rods
Staples
Stapler, to put the staples in
Straws
Apron
Dunkarooes
A big kick ass comfortable pillow, maybe a dog bed but it's for a person and it's me

Some of the stuff I found but I can't get it.
And probably no on Dunkarooes cause they stopped making them and that was before the world ended and stuff but I'm always looking and I bet if anyone saved Dunkarooes it would be bad ass aliens like all of u!
If anyone has any of the stuff that would be great! :D
I have marshmallows! Alot. I can trade those. Plus I have some other stuff that we can maybe trade with but I have the most marshmallows so I want to trade those first. If u tell me where u are maybe I can come and find you. But the marshmallows are pretty heavy. It might be better if u come find me.
If u don't have this stuff but u know wear it is and who has it and if they like marshmallows u can tell me who their and I'll find them.

OK. Thanks and bye!

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WOW.
I didn't know that was a job.
And I don't think wizard chefs made Dunkarooes happen back home but I rly want to try magic wizard chef Dunkarooes now.

Isn't there not much supply cause u are controlling it?
If u stopped controlling it and gave be some Dunkarooes then u would see the supply.

I don't think of it as a job, more a calling. Maybe a lifestyle brand.
Point is, trust me, magic wizard chef Taakoroos are gonna blow your mind so hard you're gonna forget that Fantasy Betty Crocker ever tried to step in the same arena as cha boy.

Anyway, you got the basic economic concept down, my man.
Your pal Taako's got the chokehold on that graham cracker and frosting pipeline and I'm willing to loosen my grip for the right price.
What I'm asking here is what you're to tradsies for a taste o that sweet dunk?

[Wow, is there a lot in there that Andy doesn't understand, which makes him all the more certain: he has got to get his hands on some of the magic Dunkaroos. Because they sound awesome.

Think think think think think

got it]

CDs!

I have CDs. And they aren't just any CDs. They are Mouse Rat CDs which means they are CDs of the most kick ass rock music on the planet. Well my planet which is gone now so I guess that makes them collectors items.

[ Don't worry Andy, it was mostly a dick joke anyway. Anyway, that seems like a horrible trade but he's kind of intrigued by the thought of how bad this mixtape could be? ]

Think we might all qualify as collectors items if that's the requirements, my man.
But fine, CDs it is. If you've got a Fantasy Discman to throw in there too so I could actually listen to your technically worthless apocalypse trash, that'd be dope.
Where exactly am I delivering the goods to?

No I don't.

OH but u can borrow mine! But u have to keep it safe and give it back if I ask cause it is seriously valuable now that it is the last discman left. And I have 2 head phones so u can try them and see which 1 u like better.

Man, worthless apocalypse trash is a good name for a album!

OH I'm in the market. That's where u can deliver the goods. Sorry I got distracted cause of the good name.

You can use the name if I get credit in the liner notes.
Alright, alright, sounds like a deal.
I will, of course, take care of your Fantasy Discman like my own magical relics, without the whole destroying them at the end bit.

What are you wearing, my man? So I can scope you out.

[He did say without destroying, so Andy is like, cool. A guarantee.]

I'm wearing a plaid shirt and pants and this really sweet red cape. Look for the guy in the coolest cape and that will be me.
And I have the big bag of marshmallows to. That will help if u see a lot of cool capes and can't figure out which 1 is the coolest. But trust me when u see it, u will know.

[ Listen, there are worse people you could entrust your magical items to. Taako isn't that brand of Mess, necessarily. Maybe? Best not to worry about it too much. Either way, whipping this cooking challenge up pretty quickly. Turns out graham crackers and frosting are not the greatest dilemma in the world for a simply amazing wizard chef from another dimension. Also, he's bored, and it's something to do, and he kind of wants that Discman. Since red cape dude with a bag of marshmallows probably narrows down potential suspects a lot, Andy will have one (1) wizard chef approaching. Also wearing a pretty cool cape (sparkly, and not red since he's kind of over that Fashion Choice), like a challenge or something. ]

What's up, my man? I'm assuming you're my man, anyway, unless there's a run on bulk marshmallows around here I'm missing out on.

Wh--

[When Andy read wizard chef, he expected a guy with a long beard and a chef hat, maybe with some stars on it, and a sweet spoon that is also a wand at the other end. Instead it turns out that wizard chefs are much cooler than he expected. As pleased as he is surprised, Andy laughs.]

Dude! You look awesome! Where the heck did you get your cape, I could only find this one--

[Which is okay, even if it's seen better days, worn fastened at his throat with a copper brooch in the shape of some canine-like creature face. He was wearing it over his t-shirt before he fully embraced the cool vibe of this place. He is still wearing his ratty old Converse.

And he's carrying a big sack of something. Marshmallows would be the logical conclusion. Right on cue, he shifts the sack off of his shoulder.]

Well, they're kind of marshmallows. They're alien marshmallows. Pretty tasty though, I think I ate like two hundred. Thousand. Maybe less. It's been a few days. Dude, you look seriously cool.

[Taako hangs out with a gentle dummy (sorry) pretty much every day, Andy's whole deal is definitely familiar territory. He's only been talking to him for this short time and is pretty certain that this dude might be a long lost Burnsides cousin or something. First impressions are important though, and Taako friggin' loves a good compliment. Immediately preening, flipping the end of his braid and posing like there's possibly a camera around. There is not.]

Thanks, thanks, just, y'know, pulled it out of the ol' conjured closet. Just had it lying around. Always great to meet a fan. Listen, I think I've got some extra 8x10's in here--

[Digging around in his bag before he remembers what he actually showed up here to do. Yoinking out a neatly tied box, but not quite handing it over yet. Obviously you don't do a trade until proof of goods has been shown.]

Oh, right right, the 'dunks. So, think the key here is really graham to frosting ratio. Sure, some people will tell you to cheat the system, buy extra frosting, whatever, but they're totally missing the point of a Dunkaroo, which is having to strategically plan your frosting coverage. That's half the taste right there.

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