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[awesomenesss]

Hi! It's Andy. I've Ben busy. And I made a list of stuff I need. There's more stuff I bet but this is what I have so far.
I made this list in no peculiar order but some things are more important then other things? It's alot but there are alot of ppl to!


ANDY'S LIST:
Tape, duck tape
Dog Treats, good ones
Guitar strings, all of them
Maybe another guitar strings
Hammer
Nails
Glitter glue
A poster board, it's for a sign
Burritoe cause I'm hungry
Chilly cause I'm hungry
Frizz be with a cool sticker
Marshmallow gun
Football
Big box
2 doll rods
Staples
Stapler, to put the staples in
Straws
Apron
Dunkarooes
A big kick ass comfortable pillow, maybe a dog bed but it's for a person and it's me


Some of the stuff I found but I can't get it.
And probably no on Dunkarooes cause they stopped making them and that was before the world ended and stuff but I'm always looking and I bet if anyone saved Dunkarooes it would be bad ass aliens like all of u!
If anyone has any of the stuff that would be great! :D
I have marshmallows! Alot. I can trade those. Plus I have some other stuff that we can maybe trade with but I have the most marshmallows so I want to trade those first. If u tell me where u are maybe I can come and find you. But the marshmallows are pretty heavy. It might be better if u come find me.
If u don't have this stuff but u know wear it is and who has it and if they like marshmallows u can tell me who their and I'll find them.

OK. Thanks and bye!

Comments

[regives]

Well at least you got your priorities straight.

What are you making? Or is it a secret?

Oh! And I have a spare apron if you want one.

[awesomenesss]

Not really.....

1 of my projects is putting together a really long straw to get medicine to sleeping people.
1 of my projects is guitar AND playing a kick ass rock show for every one here!
1 of my projects is showing ppl what a frizz be is and same goes for football cause I think aliens would like football.

Also I have alot of marshmallows and I could eat all of them but I want to eat other stuff to. To earn money I am going to sell some marshmallows. I want to make a stand for that. I was in the market and there's alot of good stands but I think I could do better.
That's what the apron is for to! So it is sanitary. That's super important.

Apron is 5 marshmallows!

[regives]

Oh! Is the show free? I'd wanna go.
And I've actually never played football before, so I'm sure that'd be a ton of fun, too.

Deal! The apron is super frilly and pink, though, is that good enough?

[ And has a pig mascot on it but it doesn't seem like he's worried about the fine details. ]

[awesomenesss]

I mean I should get paid cause I am a rock star. But I have to build my brand. My friend taught me that. So maybe the first show will be free. Or disc counted maybe. Or maybe VIP seats and free seats.

I'll show u football to! I want to show it to all aliens.

And your apron sounds great! But u dont get more marshmallows for the frilly OK.

[regives]

Well, just so you know, I'm 100% not an alien.
But that's really sweet of you wanting to show something new to everyone else.

OK! Then it's a deal! Ya got yourself an apron, bud.

[awesomenesss]

OK but that is what an alien would say and u aren't from Earth are u?

That is a good trade though. Where are u? I am in the market. I have my marshmallows now. So I can bring u some.

[regives]

[ She's from Earth where everyone is stuck in a tower... but you know what?? ]

...
Is... Is it that easy to tell?
I've been trying really hard to make it seem that I'm human. Promise you won't tell anyone? It's a little embarrassing.

If you're at the market I'll come meet you! I gotta head over there so I can get a few things anyway.