Text -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

text; un: trickfoot

[trickfoot]

I wanted to ask a serious question, if everyone didn't mind.

Has anyone else woken up with new memories before? Is it a normal occurrence, or is it a fluke? Maybe magic?

I seem to have gotten new ones.