R4R (refugee4refugee)

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Hello everyone, it has been some time, and I hope you're all doing better after recent events. Once again, I come to you with an app for your convenience. For those still struggling to find companionship in their new lives, I am pleased to introduce

 

OPENING ALRIGHT_CHERUB_v2.0.EXE...
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CONFIGURING...

 

[♪ pleasant chime ♫]

Welcome to Alright Cherub, an online mingle application for the socially ineptERROR lonelyERROR ERROR

An online application for singles looking to mingle! 
Please fill out the following information so we can begin pairing you up with like-minded loseERROR partners!

 

NAME: AGE: SPECIES: SINGLE: LOOKING FOR: FAVORITE FOOD: FAVORITE BOOK: FAVORITE MOVIE: IF YOU HAD TO KILL A MAN HOW WOULD YOU DO IT: ARE YOU ANNOYING?: ARE YOU INTO "WEIRD STUFF": WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH A SERIAL KILLER?: ALOSERSAYSWHAT:

-A.G.

video, un: KISS

[kissintime]

[ When the video turns out, Ermes is up in the Thesa Station in one of the lounges, as opposed to being on the planet proper. This isn't the kind of thing she can do without drawing attention on the planet, and after all the nonsense last month she rather be somewhere a little more comfortable. ]

Hey, listen up, I got something to say. Or offer rather. If you don't know me - which is most of you, cause shit there's a lot of us right? - I'm Ermes Costello. I'm 21, rad as hell, and I have a service I want to offer for anyone who wants to buy-in.

I have the power to duplicate items for an indefinite period of time. I can duplicate pretty much anything? As long as it isn't super giant. Or like... an animal? I can probably duplicate PART of an animal, but not like a full animal. Same goes for body parts actually. Here watch.

[ Ermes grabs a cup, empty, and moves it in her hands. She places it down on the table and from the palm of her hand pulls out a pink sticker, immediately sticking it on the side of the clear glass. The cup rattles in movement for a few seconds and then a second version blurs into existence by its side, the sticker now transferred to it. ]

...Anyway, I want to make some silver because money is always good shit to have. So if you need something duplicated, hit me up. It can be a weapon, an item, photograph, your dick -- yeah that's right, you want two dicks, I can give you two dicks! I bet I could even give three! Holy shit, imagine yourself with three dicks! Or what about four boobs? The possibilities are endless.

Oh, but just don't take off the sticker if you don't want your item destroyed.

[ She demonstrates - the sticker is torn off and the cup shakes again before slamming into the original - causing a sharp fissure crack on the side. not quite broken, but close to it. ]

Any questions? Offers? I'll copy anything as long as you got the coin.

[ ooc: a proper write-up of her power here. if your character prefers confidentiality you can either private your thread or hit up her IC inbox instead. ]