video, un: KISS

[kissintime]

[ When the video turns out, Ermes is up in the Thesa Station in one of the lounges, as opposed to being on the planet proper. This isn't the kind of thing she can do without drawing attention on the planet, and after all the nonsense last month she rather be somewhere a little more comfortable. ]

Hey, listen up, I got something to say. Or offer rather. If you don't know me - which is most of you, cause shit there's a lot of us right? - I'm Ermes Costello. I'm 21, rad as hell, and I have a service I want to offer for anyone who wants to buy-in.

I have the power to duplicate items for an indefinite period of time. I can duplicate pretty much anything? As long as it isn't super giant. Or like... an animal? I can probably duplicate PART of an animal, but not like a full animal. Same goes for body parts actually. Here watch.

[ Ermes grabs a cup, empty, and moves it in her hands. She places it down on the table and from the palm of her hand pulls out a pink sticker, immediately sticking it on the side of the clear glass. The cup rattles in movement for a few seconds and then a second version blurs into existence by its side, the sticker now transferred to it. ]

...Anyway, I want to make some silver because money is always good shit to have. So if you need something duplicated, hit me up. It can be a weapon, an item, photograph, your dick -- yeah that's right, you want two dicks, I can give you two dicks! I bet I could even give three! Holy shit, imagine yourself with three dicks! Or what about four boobs? The possibilities are endless.

Oh, but just don't take off the sticker if you don't want your item destroyed.

[ She demonstrates - the sticker is torn off and the cup shakes again before slamming into the original - causing a sharp fissure crack on the side. not quite broken, but close to it. ]

Any questions? Offers? I'll copy anything as long as you got the coin.

[ ooc: a proper write-up of her power here. if your character prefers confidentiality you can either private your thread or hit up her IC inbox instead. ]

Comments

video; un: mai

[maipokerface]

... Do people really want extra of... those.

[Mai can't really manage to spit out 'dick' quite as casually.]

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[kissintime]

I dunno? Men are weirdos. They think their dick is the best thing ever and probably think double dick means double sex.

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[unweave]

Why would anyone want two dicks?

[ OOPS. ]

Or — oh my Gods, you gotta work on the sales pitch, cupcake. Badass over fuckin' pervy any day.

[kissintime]

I'm just saying some guys, and some girls too, are probably into that.

Anyway I ain't selling to you. [ a beat. ] Ok, I'll sell to you, but I won't like it.

[ the allure of cash is too strong. ]

video; un: stringtheory

[snailenvy]

You starting some kind of scam?

Though I'm kind of interested in seeing what a double dick is like. I hate to talk about possibilities but hell...

[kissintime]

It isn't a scam! I'm trying to go legit here, jeez. And I'm not surprised to hear that you perv.

audio; un: deadlyshadows

[demonicarmor]

[This post is both incredibly intriguing and extremely strange at the same time. The more intriguing part is what he's interested in...]

Can't you duplicate some silver yourself?

[kissintime]

...I could. Shit why do I keep forgetting I can do that. [ someone literally pointed this out to her a couple months ago. ] --Well it'd work, but if the sticker was ever removed I'd be screwed. And I don't trust any random shmuck on Olympia or Wyver to not get curious about it.

video, un: Yousoro★

[ayes]

--do you think anyone's going to take you up on those?!

[She asks, looking kind of scandalized.]

[kissintime]

[ ohh no. ]

Uhhh. Uh. I guess it's too late to tell you to close your ears.

voice; un: iron_captian

[pricechecked]

I have my gun now.

[... yeah, that's the message. But hey, she requested he get back to her. And her message reminded him that she actually exists.]

[kissintime]

Oh hey! Good for you man. You're finally joining everyone else in the modern age. ...You didn't actually try to dodge bullets, right?

video | un: misamisa

[lifespanned]

Ohh, I have a question!

[ She has no shame, and cares not if people wanna duplicate dicks. Duplicating money is kind of criminal, but not anything worth condemning her over. What matters to her is her quickly diminishing makeup supply. ]

Can you only copy containers, or the stuff inside, too?

[kissintime]

[ she's just thankful someone is taking the offer seriously right now :/ ]

The stuff inside copies as well. I've tried it out with guns at least and the bullets always replicate too. It... also worked one other way once, the very first time I tried it out - it was a container with liquid in it.

[ it was... her urine. look she was hospitalized, they were keeping it somewhere and she accidentally stickered it. ]

video;

[crosspear]

[...

...you know, he could walk away. He really could. It would be so easy.]

I see you're as lively as ever, Ermes. That's a unique ability you've got there.

[No judgment.]

[kissintime]

It's always a damn party with me. [ she was just trying to make a goddamn selling point! well, it did get people's attention. ] You thinking about paying up?

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[puffing]

What the fuck? What the fuck.

[ what the fuck. Bigby is so confused right now. he likes the powers she has for show, but shiiiiit ]

Don't you have to see the dicks or tits to duplicate them? From what I can tell, don't you have to touch them? Who wants a sticker on their dick? Why would you want to put a sticker on my dick?

[ important questions. he is upset that he is having this conversation. ]

[kissintime]

What the fuck YOU! If you don't wanna talk about it, stop saying shit like "put a sticker on my dick" you pervert.

video; un: ROCKET

[beatupgrass]

Hah! You sure know how to work a crowd, Ermes.

[kissintime]

Yeah, turns out getting people's attention is as easy as saying "I can give you two dicks." People man. So damn perverted. We live in an awful period of time. Really hoping you're not gonna ask for one.

[ does he even have a dick? do raccoon-looking aliens have dicks?? does she truly want to discover? ]

text; BURTMACKLIN

[awesomenesss]

DUDE THAT'S AWESOME


What about guitars

[kissintime]

I'm glad someone gets me.

But yeah I can totally duplicate a guitar. You'd just have to live with one version having a sticker on it, but hey my stickers look really rad.

video | un: SizzleItUp@LinkedIn

[chaoticlootral]

[Huh!!!!!!!!!! That's. Actually kinda neat?]

So, say you got your hands on some coin or whatever, maybe a 15 dollar bill or something, you could just keep duplicating that coin, over and over, infinitely?

[kissintime]

Hell yeah. If my planet wasn't destroyed, I'd probably just get rich fast and crash the economy with all my counterfeits. But if I do that here, the Orbiters might get on my case. They're kind of buzzkills.

video; un: THE_HAMMER

[ruffboi]

Wait. It'll destroy the backup dick, or both dicks? Because I could see how having a permanent sticker on your double dick could ruin the effect? Hmm.

[kissintime]

Only the back-up! The original would... well, it'd probably hurt. Like, a lot. Like a fucking lot. ...Probably enough that it wouldn't be a good idea to duplicate it in the first place.

[ SIGH. she has to take a marketing class or something, but they probably don't have those on El Nysa... ]

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[otiosity]

What if my boobs are barely existent in the first place? Can you double them so I actually have a visible rack? The math seems sound to me. Tiny tits times two equals slightly less tiny tits.

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[kissintime]

Hmmm. Good theory! I guess they could just stack on top each other, though it might be kind of weird. You'll have boobs on top of boobs. Won't your nipples get hurt like that?