One ( 1 ) to five ( 5 ) hired professionals willing to traverse the wilds of Olympia to gather samples of native flora and fauna. Ideal candidates will have trained in one or more fields of combat; specifics cannot be given due to the unknown and highly unpredictable nature of the Olympia wilderness.
I will be personally leading a highly-trained team of my own to ensure your safety.
PAYMENT
Any one ( 1 ) of the following:
- An amount of currency to be agreed upon before departure. - A cut of any profits made from the samples. - A favor from our incredibly talented, remarkably intelligent, and unbelievably good-looking engineer. - My personal gratitude. (The most valuable option tbh.)
Contact if interested.
Handsome Jack and associates are not responsible for any gutting, burning, maiming, stabbing, devouring, electrocuting, exploding, flaying, defenestrating, or any and all loss of life or limb associated with temporary employees i.e. 'mercenaries'. Temporary employees are not entitled to healthcare options or insurance. Temporary employees and their families are not entitled to any form of compensation in the event of death or maiming i.e. "life insurance". In the event of a mutiny or other attempt to subvert the chain of command, or any attempt to rob, kill, or otherwise harm the team, Handsome Jack and associates reserve the right to execute the offending parties in an only moderately excruciating manner.
I dunno, probably a while? We're gonna have to hit Wyver too, and there'll need to be resupply runs... might not be something you can rely on for your rent every month, since we'll have to put together the scratch to pay you people, but I'd be willing to negotiate some long-term arrangement benefits for people who can turn in the best finds.
Basically, if you're really good at killing stuff, I'll throw more money at your face.
Where I'm from, you put a bunch of reeeeeally tiny words at the bottom of whatever you're selling to explain all the bad parts of whatever you're selling. Like possibly dying horribly. If it's in a commercial, you hire somebody that can read all of it way too fast for people to understand.
I figure the same idea probably applies to offering jobs.
Nah, you'll always get people complaining all oh, but you didn't TELL me I could get burned by this open fire! etc etc blah blah. Common sense ain't exactly strong with the general populace.
I like to get it all written out and in the open in case I ever need to pull some "I-told-you-sos" later on.
Good. If you were interested in the possibly dying part, I'd be concerned.
Quick rundown: in my old universe, I made my living as a... let's call it a manufacturer of necessary goods. Weapons, cybernetics, dumpy little dumbass robots, I kinda dabbled in everything. Looking to get back into that here so I can make a metric fuckton of money, but before I can do that, I'll need to experiment with the materials around here to find out exactly what I'm working with.
We go out, we collect everything that ain't nailed down, we bring it back, I throw money at your face. Everybody's happy.
Nope! Wouldn't want to box anybody into an agreement they weren't happy with, that is a primo method to getting yourself stabbed and tossed in a ditch as an employer.
Head's up, though - I pay a flat rate in advance, but payment made by percentage of profit scales infinitely. I turn out something that sells for a cool mil, you'll get, I dunno, like 20% of that? Depends on how many people we split it all between.
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