hjack69: (let's go predator on dis bitch)
god-king of shitposting ([personal profile] hjack69) wrote in [community profile] elnysa2017-12-05 09:05 pm

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WANTED:
One ( 1 ) to five ( 5 ) hired professionals willing to traverse the wilds of Olympia to gather samples of native flora and fauna. Ideal candidates will have trained in one or more fields of combat; specifics cannot be given due to the unknown and highly unpredictable nature of the Olympia wilderness.

I will be personally leading a highly-trained team of my own to ensure your safety.
PAYMENT
Any one ( 1 ) of the following:

- An amount of currency to be agreed upon before departure.
- A cut of any profits made from the samples.
- A favor from our incredibly talented, remarkably intelligent, and unbelievably good-looking engineer.
- My personal gratitude. (The most valuable option tbh.)


Contact if interested.
Handsome Jack and associates are not responsible for any gutting, burning, maiming, stabbing, devouring, electrocuting, exploding, flaying, defenestrating, or any and all loss of life or limb associated with temporary employees i.e. 'mercenaries'. Temporary employees are not entitled to healthcare options or insurance. Temporary employees and their families are not entitled to any form of compensation in the event of death or maiming i.e. "life insurance". In the event of a mutiny or other attempt to subvert the chain of command, or any attempt to rob, kill, or otherwise harm the team, Handsome Jack and associates reserve the right to execute the offending parties in an only moderately excruciating manner.
exaomori: (🐍 45)

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[personal profile] exaomori 2017-12-06 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
how long are you thinking this gig will last
exaomori: (🐍 21)

[personal profile] exaomori 2017-12-06 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
if you come up with the silver, you can count me in. It's not like I got much else to do
exaomori: (🐍 2)

[personal profile] exaomori 2017-12-06 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. If there wasn't some risk, you could probably get someone to do it for free.
exaomori: (🐍 17)

[personal profile] exaomori 2017-12-07 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just tell me how much you're going to get me for doing the dirty work.
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[personal profile] exaomori 2017-12-08 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[that's not suspicious at all!]

Give me a couple days to decide, and I'll get back in touch. I have to get some supplies for myself before I go out doing something stupid anyway