One ( 1 ) to five ( 5 ) hired professionals willing to traverse the wilds of Olympia to gather samples of native flora and fauna. Ideal candidates will have trained in one or more fields of combat; specifics cannot be given due to the unknown and highly unpredictable nature of the Olympia wilderness.
I will be personally leading a highly-trained team of my own to ensure your safety.
PAYMENT
Any one ( 1 ) of the following:
- An amount of currency to be agreed upon before departure. - A cut of any profits made from the samples. - A favor from our incredibly talented, remarkably intelligent, and unbelievably good-looking engineer. - My personal gratitude. (The most valuable option tbh.)
Contact if interested.
Handsome Jack and associates are not responsible for any gutting, burning, maiming, stabbing, devouring, electrocuting, exploding, flaying, defenestrating, or any and all loss of life or limb associated with temporary employees i.e. 'mercenaries'. Temporary employees are not entitled to healthcare options or insurance. Temporary employees and their families are not entitled to any form of compensation in the event of death or maiming i.e. "life insurance". In the event of a mutiny or other attempt to subvert the chain of command, or any attempt to rob, kill, or otherwise harm the team, Handsome Jack and associates reserve the right to execute the offending parties in an only moderately excruciating manner.
I dunno, I never do. It's never anything important, y'know?
So! You thinking about joining up? I can promise great benefits. Mostly just silver or whatever the hell they call money around here, but who doesn't like money?
I mean, I do programming and design and stuff, but engineering is my bag these days. What do you like? Robots? Guns? Guns attached to robots? Robots attached to guns? Guns attached to guns?
you had me a guns robots pretty sweet too tho dude riddle me this my friend could you build a gun that shoots guns and then those guns also shoot more tinier guns
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strikes got deleted/rewritten but u kno the deal
hahaha christ you obviously didn'tI dunno, I never do. It's never anything important, y'know?
So! You thinking about joining up? I can promise great benefits. Mostly just silver or whatever the hell they call money around here, but who doesn't like money?
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if it was important itd be like
big bold letters all up in your face
anyway i like money!
not so sure on joining up yet tho
whos this engineer you mentioned anyway
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I mean, I do programming and design and stuff, but engineering is my bag these days. What do you like? Robots? Guns? Guns attached to robots? Robots attached to guns? Guns attached to guns?
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robots pretty sweet too tho dude
riddle me this my friend
could you build a gun that shoots guns
and then those guns also shoot more tinier guns
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yeah, probably?
[ Which is a for-real Borderlands gun he actually didn't personally build but WHATEVER, he probably 100% totally could. ]
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that sounds pretty badass tbh
i mean not as cool as some of my guns back home but
eh im gonna have to think about it
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if you dont fill up with volunteers in the meantime anyway!!!