video | un: teaboy

[torchwoodteaboy]

[Ianto debates for longer than he'd care to admit as to whether he should make this announcement via text or voice or what but some people obviously haven't got the time to read when there's a great bloody dragon threatening to attack, and as far as he's concerned, what he's got to say is important enough that it needs listening to.

Deep breaths, Ianto Jones, you can do this.]

Right. So we've all heard enough of it by now. Undead dragon. Shanrian's son. Stole the heart. Now him and his gang planning to bring it back so they can, I don't know. He hasn't exactly spelled that part out, now has he, though I'm pretty sure chaos is big on the menu.

And we've all been doing a lot of running around trying to figure out what to do about it. Well, most of us have. Some of us are trying to deal with the trouble with the station and some of us have other priorities I suppose, though frankly I'm not certain how much more extreme it can get than 'great crazed undead creature of legend'.

[Oops, guess he should be explaining himself here.]

Look, I've been doing some research and I think you all should know. This is a forbidden ritual he's got them doing, and there's every chance that these shamans he's got working for him won't be able to control the dragon once they're done. So if you're thinking of trying to reason with the creature, or. That you feel bad for it in some way and you want to try and spare him if you can -- don't.

Whatever they bring back won't be the dragon Ysverai and it won't care whether you are from Olympia or from Wyver or a refugee or another dragon yourself, it will simply want you dead. We're just going to need to make certain we get rid of it first.

That's the part where you all come in.

[Hopefully by that point someone will have come up with a plan...]

video, un: orientalism

[pluspetitpoete]

[There's a bit of camera fussing and adjusting. In the background, a blond and a brunet can be seen sitting at their little table, arguing heatedly. But at least their voices are low(ish) out of respect for Jehan and his recording.

Speaking of Jehan, he scoots his chair closer and waves, smiling happily.]

Hello everyone! People seem to be very upset about the possibility of dragons, and so I rather wanted to make a cheerful sort of post, you know?

Not that I'm not worried about dragons, of course, but I don't really know what to do with dragons if or when they get here, so I'm going to try and concentrate on things I do know.

Like gardening! I've found a few plants that have taken quite well to the little window box I've set up here. I've also put each of my friends -- [He waves behind him to the bickering pair in the background] in charge of a plant of their own. I think that might be nice for them, to have a little something to take care of.

Hopefully they remember to water their plants. Should I leave notes, do you think?

[A small, thoughtful frown crosses his face and he hums.] Oh dear, perhaps this was a bad idea.