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Sooo a while back I put in a little bit of a request with our alien overlord hosts. And shockingly enough it not only came through, it was actually what I asked for! Crazy right? Turns out good things happen to not-so-great people after all, which, obviously I don't mean me. I'm amazing.

Anyway what I got was this really awesome game from back home called "Bunkers & Badasses". So awesome in fact that there's still a copy of it even after the universe was destroyed which I feel is pretty indicative of the sheer levels of awesomeness we're dealing with here.

I don't know if any of you guys had tabletop back home but basically you create a character by choosing your fantasy race and class, and then you go on adventures and roll a bunch of dice! Bunker Teams are best in groups of four but being the utterly amazing Bunker Master I am, I'm willing to accommodate anyone who's interested in playing through a short campaign or two. The rules aren't too hard and making a character is easy.

I'm thinking maybe in the next two weeks or so? Let me know if you're interested or have any questions.

[ ooc; this is the IC post for the IC game of D&D! For more information check out this post about joining c: anyone and everyone is free to jump on in. The log will probably go up on or around October 6th! ]

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I'm not making fun of anything

[ At least, he thinks he isn't. He thinks he's stating a fact. (unsure) ]

Anyway, you can count me in, I guess
Games are cool

[ It's okay....being nerdy is nothing to be ashamed of. WE'RE ALL COOL. ]

Okay
Any idea what class you want to be?

[ rhys... when were you ever cool... ]

Scythe Master

[ Five seconds later... ]

Scythe-Sword Master

[ Five seconds later... ]

Scythe-Sword-Gun Master

[ He's always cool in his own mind ok ]

Soooo you want to use every weapon is what you're saying there.

Three weapons
Just three

But I personally could probably wield whatever I get my hands on
;)

Okay mister tough-guy. Girl? How about the Gladiator or Commando class then? They're pretty good with almost any weapon type.

I'm a girl

[ I AM SO SORRY........ ]

Gladiator seems cool, but you're making me sound like an Amazon
Commando's fine if not for the name. I'm not naked down there, if you know what I mean

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[ LMFAO oh my godddd... It's okay, even if Qrow isn't going commando Rhys is....according to awkward Borderlands dialogue.... ]

Uhhhhhh
Alright then. I'm just going to ignore that last part!
Commandos are pretty versatile, they can handle a bunch of different situations. And they come with turrets which are useful.

You brought it up

[ He's clearly putting the blame on Rhys, here! :) ]

Turrets are just going to get in my way
What about assassins

Technically you did. I was just listing a character class.

[ Qrow you suck!! ]

Tons of customization options there! Are you looking for the up-in-your-face sword assassin, the shotgun ninja, or are you more about keeping your distance with a ranged attack of precision?

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I already told you what class I wanna be, though

[ You're not getting out of this, Rhys!! ]

That's tough
Shotgun ninja's pretty cool but I also use my sword a lot
I want my character to be as close to the real me as possible, you know?

Ugh whatever forget it, let's just not talk about your underwear okay?

[ He doesn't want to be seen as a pervert here!! especially since he thinks Qrow is a...girl... ]

Wait why the real you? The point's to make a character that's totally different. They can be literally anything. Why would you just want to make yourself again?

It's my preference

Why
What would your character be like?

[ RHYS IS JUST NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT FIRST BIT ]

Mine? I've got a few from when I played in college but I guess if I was making a new one it would be...a Mecromancer? Having a killer robot for a best friend is pretty sweet.

[ Shout out to ya boi LoaderBot ]

[ Hey. Did you know he doesn't like robots..................... ]

Looks like I've found my rival

[ But robots are so much better than people???? ]

What? Who? Me??

[ They are tools for mass destruction! Also, they can easily be hacked! ]

Yup
;)

[ But their souls are purer than most people from Rhys's world... ]

I'm the Bunker Master, I can't be your rival. I'm supposed to be impartial and fair.

No
I'm sorry
It's been decided

What are you going to do?? You can't even technically fight me. I play all the NPCs.

I'll just mention you during my turns

I won't actually exist as a player in the game though. You know that right??

I'm not dumb
This is a game that requires imagination
I'll just come up with a backstory for my character that involves you, you know?
A horrible past, like... you broke up with my character the worst possible way and now I'm out for blood

[ What happened to being rivals... ]

And then I'll godmod you

What? No! That's weird! Also, not cool to godmod!
You can't just create a fictional boyfriend for your character named after me and go on a quest to kill him!

Then maybe you shouldn't have made bad choices in your life, RHY5-W1NZ
Is that your real name

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