elnysa | text; un: RHY5-W1NZ

Sooo a while back I put in a little bit of a request with our alien overlord hosts. And shockingly enough it not only came through, it was actually what I asked for! Crazy right? Turns out good things happen to not-so-great people after all, which, obviously I don't mean me. I'm amazing.

Anyway what I got was this really awesome game from back home called "Bunkers & Badasses". So awesome in fact that there's still a copy of it even after the universe was destroyed which I feel is pretty indicative of the sheer levels of awesomeness we're dealing with here.

I don't know if any of you guys had tabletop back home but basically you create a character by choosing your fantasy race and class, and then you go on adventures and roll a bunch of dice! Bunker Teams are best in groups of four but being the utterly amazing Bunker Master I am, I'm willing to accommodate anyone who's interested in playing through a short campaign or two. The rules aren't too hard and making a character is easy.

I'm thinking maybe in the next two weeks or so? Let me know if you're interested or have any questions.

[ ooc; this is the IC post for the IC game of D&D! For more information check out this post about joining c: anyone and everyone is free to jump on in. The log will probably go up on or around October 6th! ]

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[ RHYS IS JUST NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT FIRST BIT ]

Mine? I've got a few from when I played in college but I guess if I was making a new one it would be...a Mecromancer? Having a killer robot for a best friend is pretty sweet.

[ Shout out to ya boi LoaderBot ]

[ Hey. Did you know he doesn't like robots..................... ]

Looks like I've found my rival

[ But robots are so much better than people???? ]

What? Who? Me??

[ They are tools for mass destruction! Also, they can easily be hacked! ]

Yup
;)

[ But their souls are purer than most people from Rhys's world... ]

I'm the Bunker Master, I can't be your rival. I'm supposed to be impartial and fair.

No
I'm sorry
It's been decided

What are you going to do?? You can't even technically fight me. I play all the NPCs.

I'll just mention you during my turns

I won't actually exist as a player in the game though. You know that right??

I'm not dumb
This is a game that requires imagination
I'll just come up with a backstory for my character that involves you, you know?
A horrible past, like... you broke up with my character the worst possible way and now I'm out for blood

[ What happened to being rivals... ]

And then I'll godmod you

What? No! That's weird! Also, not cool to godmod!
You can't just create a fictional boyfriend for your character named after me and go on a quest to kill him!

Then maybe you shouldn't have made bad choices in your life, RHY5-W1NZ
Is that your real name

Why would that be my real name?? Also what bad choice did I even make? I helped you with character creation!

Unless you mean that's the bad decision, which is something I'm starting to think might be true.

It doesn't sound so farfetched if you turn everything into letters
Rhys Wins

[ Qrow comes from a world where people are named after colours. A full name like "Rhys Wins" would still belong. ]

The bad decision, in case you weren't aware, was befriending robots
That's why my character and you got into a fight and broke up
I'm sorry

What's wrong with robots?????

Had bad experiences with them
They like to get hacked and go on crazy killing sprees
Not cool, in my opinion

I don't think robots actually "like" any of that. And some of my best friends happen to be robots by the way! I even had a robot son once.

[ his precious Dumpy....Rhys is going to need to purchase him back someday. ]

Alright
I could take someone liking robots
But liking them like THAT's just too much
That kind of thing is what you save for the bedroom

[ Don't tell him your kinks, Rhys!! ]

[ WHY THIS ]

Wh--it's not a sex thing! I adopted Dumpy thank you very much! Me having...that doesn't even make sense! That's not how robots work.

Or people!

How would I know?
I've never tried bedding a robot

They're made of METAL. How would that even work? You can't just...sleep with one and "surprise! Here's a brand-new AI and chassis!"

What if someone was half-human and half-robot?

Still not how biology or robotics work. Did you even go to school?? This is covered in basic health class!

You're getting too worked up over this
I was just messing around, anyway

Ohhhh my god you are so frustrating

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