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[rhygret]

Sooo a while back I put in a little bit of a request with our alien overlord hosts. And shockingly enough it not only came through, it was actually what I asked for! Crazy right? Turns out good things happen to not-so-great people after all, which, obviously I don't mean me. I'm amazing.

Anyway what I got was this really awesome game from back home called "Bunkers & Badasses". So awesome in fact that there's still a copy of it even after the universe was destroyed which I feel is pretty indicative of the sheer levels of awesomeness we're dealing with here.

I don't know if any of you guys had tabletop back home but basically you create a character by choosing your fantasy race and class, and then you go on adventures and roll a bunch of dice! Bunker Teams are best in groups of four but being the utterly amazing Bunker Master I am, I'm willing to accommodate anyone who's interested in playing through a short campaign or two. The rules aren't too hard and making a character is easy.

I'm thinking maybe in the next two weeks or so? Let me know if you're interested or have any questions.



[ ooc; this is the IC post for the IC game of D&D! For more information check out this post about joining c: anyone and everyone is free to jump on in. The log will probably go up on or around October 6th! ]

Comments

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[winddaughter]

sounds kind of lame

[which is both a white lie and not a "no"]

[rhygret]

What's lame is missing out on the best fantasy adventure of your life Anemone. Come on! It'll be fun. I'll even help you make a character. Haven't you ever wanted to chop an evil sorcerer in half? Or do battle with a fearsome foe?

[winddaughter]

you really are a salesman aren't you

[tradesman, salesman, same thing]

[rhygret]

I prefer the term "businessman." Salesmen just want to sell things to people. A new car, a blender, maybe a trip to Aquator. A businessman sells lifestyles. Brands. Trends. Opportunity.

...Ugh wait no forget that last one. We're just better okay.

[winddaughter]

[there's something really wrong with him]

I can't believe you sometimes

[rhygret]

[ *everything

there I fixed it for you ]

I know I know. It's hard to appreciate the intricacies of business but don't worry, it gets easier as you get older.

[winddaughter]

[oh my god]

yeah, that's exactly what I was referring to

jeez, tell me more about this "game" mr. businessman. how do you win?

[rhygret]

There isn't a set-in-stone ending like you reach a "goal" at the end of a finish line or anything. It's more of journey! You'll get quests or requests from people to help them and when you complete the objectives they're reward you! But the journey doesn't exactly end when you finish those tasks. I've had campaigns run for years back in high school.

[winddaughter]

[but she likes winning]

how is that different from life in Olympia

like

I literally just went out to some place with awful stinging bugs at the request of people here and got paid for it

[rhygret]

[ Everyone wins when we all have fun Anemone! ]

Okay but like that's a bunch of bugs. This adventure would be going out to stop an evil warlock, or collect a hoard of treasure! Way better than getting paid to be stung by some bugs.

[winddaughter]

[sounds dorky] fine whatever

what about characters then?

[rhygret]

[ *incredibly cool, I fixed it for you. ]

They can be whatever you want them to be! That's what makes them so fun.

[winddaughter]

so I can be something badass

[she's basically agreeing to this circus of his]

[rhygret]

[ HE KNEW HE'D GET HER. No one can resists B&B once it gets its hook into you. ]

How about a Barbarian? They're strong. Not very smart though.

[ And yes that suggestion was entirely on purpose. ]

[winddaughter]

[well that doesn't sound so--

wait]

are you implying something rhys

[rhygret]

Who, me? Never! I know you're plenty strong Anemone.

[ But that other part.... ]

[winddaughter]

oh yes, super strong

[:||||]

I'm plenty smart you know

[rhygret]

Oh good, you caught that.

[winddaughter]

[what an ass]

so a Barbarian alright

can you

[ffffffffffffffffff]

can you make my character

[rhygret]

If you mean can I help you make your character...than yes. You have to make the decisions for them but I can provide you with options.

[ YOU LOVE HIIIIIM HE'S LIKE YOUR COOL UNCLE OR SOMETHING ]

[winddaughter]

well what else do I need

[rhygret]

A name, a race, and a backstory! These are all essential parts of what makes up your character you know. You can't be lazy about it or your character won't be any fun.

[winddaughter]

[she doesn't even understand half of what he just said]

I have no idea where to start

[rhygret]

How about with a name for your character?

[winddaughter]

Umm... Mirabelle? Human.