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Sooo a while back I put in a little bit of a request with our alien overlord hosts. And shockingly enough it not only came through, it was actually what I asked for! Crazy right? Turns out good things happen to not-so-great people after all, which, obviously I don't mean me. I'm amazing.

Anyway what I got was this really awesome game from back home called "Bunkers & Badasses". So awesome in fact that there's still a copy of it even after the universe was destroyed which I feel is pretty indicative of the sheer levels of awesomeness we're dealing with here.

I don't know if any of you guys had tabletop back home but basically you create a character by choosing your fantasy race and class, and then you go on adventures and roll a bunch of dice! Bunker Teams are best in groups of four but being the utterly amazing Bunker Master I am, I'm willing to accommodate anyone who's interested in playing through a short campaign or two. The rules aren't too hard and making a character is easy.

I'm thinking maybe in the next two weeks or so? Let me know if you're interested or have any questions.

[ ooc; this is the IC post for the IC game of D&D! For more information check out this post about joining c: anyone and everyone is free to jump on in. The log will probably go up on or around October 6th! ]

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[...he should never have said he doesn't hate you, look what he's done...]

You really are delusional, aren't you.

[But hey, he's not saying no???]

[ It's too late to back out now Giovanni you're an honorary nerd and Rhys has his eye on you ]

The game is played with your imagination. Better get working on yours Giovanni.

Well. The joke's on you, because I don't have one.

And your haircut makes that painfully obvious but I try not to judge you too hard for that.

What is that supposed to mean?

That your could use a new one? Bowl cuts have been out of style since they were made dude.

At least mine doesn't smell like a whore's boudoir.

[And maybe he doesn't actually know what one of those would smell like, but yours smells like nose-irritating product and his is fine...isn't it? No-one's ever said anything about it, before :{]

Why would you even know what that smells like??

And for the record my hair does not, thank you very much. I use the same shampoo as any other gentleman concerned with his appearance would.

[ Look it's not his fault mom had scientists put a bowl on your head and cut your hair that way. Also his hair smells great?? ]

Come on, now You were the one talking about imagination the other day, weren't you?

It's overpowering, that's what I'm saying. Being around you makes my nose itch.

[YEAH WELL he can't help that either, so :{]

Don't you have the world's most sensitive nose though? I'm pretty sure if you asked anyone else they'd say my hair is fine--maybe even that it smells great!

[ mom wouldn't even do it herself she got other people to do it for her ]

It's fairly sensitive, yes. But still, you stink.

And if you asked anyone perhaps they'd say my hair is fine, too.

[They would not. Also stop it, you'll make him cry with those kinds of truths in the brackets.]

[ Rhys would savour each and every one of those tears. ]

Your haircut is bad, Giovanni. Deal with it.

[RUDE]

Not as bad as your face will look after I'm done with it.

[He's joking. Probably. Whilst also wondering if his hair really is bad, and feeling vaguely self-conscious over it??]

[ It's okay Giovanni....he'll take you to a hair dresser when you're finished being a fugitive. ]

Ha-ha! You're a member of the guard now, you can't just assault me if you feel like it. There are laws on this backwater planet.

Edited 2017-10-02 14:39 (UTC)

I'll tell them I caught you rifling through a prostitute's underwear draws in the red light district.

Why would I go through a prostitutes underwear drawer?? I don't even hang out with those! Them? Them.

How should I know in which direction your perversions lie? Whatever the case, it's what I'll tell them should you dare to lodge a complaint over my oncoming treatment of you.

You are such an ass! You'd lie to make an excuse to punch me in the face??

Yes.

You suck so much. You know that??

[He so wants to say something along the lines of 'aren't you the one who sucked?' but ultimately he isn't brave enough ;_;]

Perhaps you should take more care over who you decide to insult, in future.

[ OH GIO...........it's okay honey u tried ]

The truth hurts, doesn't it.

Not nearly as much as my fist, I assure you.

You are really stuck on that idea of punching me.

It's an attractive prospect, I admit.

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